The Wing'd Horse of ChavTat
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The Wing’d Horse of ChavTat
Now, from the Vixpy Mint, available in a limited run of only several million, wonder at the beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Each piece is beautifully hand crafted, no, sorry, crafted, no, sorry, congealed, from a solid lump of Tatnite. This super hard element is said to possess mythical powers of strength, and is virtually indestructible. It will resist all attempts to damage it, so you need never fear another “accident” while dusting, preserving the everlasting beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Indeed, this is the ideal element to capture and recreate the ethereal beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat, so much so, that you can barely see the mould lines (unless you’re in the same room, and have the partial use of at least one eye).
Measuring an incredible six inches by six inches by six inches (sorry, Vixpy1, 8” x 8” x 8”), this high quality ornament will bring that elusive touch of class to any room. Be the envy of all your friends, as they gasp in awe at the luminescent beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Not only will it look good, it will actually bring you good fortune, and may possibly increase the value of your neighbour’s house. Loved by squaddies’ ex-wives everywhere, the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat will increase in value over time, so you may wish to consider buying several, and saving them as gifts for your special friends in years to come. Of course, you could also display the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat in your own home, as this is sure to increase your own circle of beautiful, successful and rich friends, just by its mere presence.
Each Wing’d Horse of ChavTat is delivered to you in its own protective, satin lined box, so that this treasure can be handed down from generation to generation. Think of the joy to be shared by future generations, as you bequeath them, not the TVR or large sums of cash, but the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Picture the tears streaming down their faces as your will is read out.
Available at all good markets, for only £20 (what price happiness?), between the “Fake Burberry” and “Dodgy CD” stalls, or online at www.Vixpy1needsashoeing.com Act now, before these future heirlooms sell out. This is, fortunately, a once in a lifetime offer.
Yes, I have had a taste bypass. Please rush me a Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. I am aware that it does NOT come in a plain wrapper, so that the Royal Mail, my family, friends and colleagues will all be aware of my total lack of any redeeming character traits whatsoever.
And coming soon, the WWF Panda…
And for those of you wondering what the hell this is all about, please see here and here
Now, from the Vixpy Mint, available in a limited run of only several million, wonder at the beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Each piece is beautifully hand crafted, no, sorry, crafted, no, sorry, congealed, from a solid lump of Tatnite. This super hard element is said to possess mythical powers of strength, and is virtually indestructible. It will resist all attempts to damage it, so you need never fear another “accident” while dusting, preserving the everlasting beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Indeed, this is the ideal element to capture and recreate the ethereal beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat, so much so, that you can barely see the mould lines (unless you’re in the same room, and have the partial use of at least one eye).
Measuring an incredible six inches by six inches by six inches (sorry, Vixpy1, 8” x 8” x 8”), this high quality ornament will bring that elusive touch of class to any room. Be the envy of all your friends, as they gasp in awe at the luminescent beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Not only will it look good, it will actually bring you good fortune, and may possibly increase the value of your neighbour’s house. Loved by squaddies’ ex-wives everywhere, the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat will increase in value over time, so you may wish to consider buying several, and saving them as gifts for your special friends in years to come. Of course, you could also display the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat in your own home, as this is sure to increase your own circle of beautiful, successful and rich friends, just by its mere presence.
Each Wing’d Horse of ChavTat is delivered to you in its own protective, satin lined box, so that this treasure can be handed down from generation to generation. Think of the joy to be shared by future generations, as you bequeath them, not the TVR or large sums of cash, but the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Picture the tears streaming down their faces as your will is read out.
Available at all good markets, for only £20 (what price happiness?), between the “Fake Burberry” and “Dodgy CD” stalls, or online at www.Vixpy1needsashoeing.com Act now, before these future heirlooms sell out. This is, fortunately, a once in a lifetime offer.
Yes, I have had a taste bypass. Please rush me a Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. I am aware that it does NOT come in a plain wrapper, so that the Royal Mail, my family, friends and colleagues will all be aware of my total lack of any redeeming character traits whatsoever.
And coming soon, the WWF Panda…
And for those of you wondering what the hell this is all about, please see here and here
And here's the link to the Viz Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamen - a timepiece worthy of the Gods
Just click on the "Tatalogue"...
>> Edited by Dibble on Thursday 2nd December 18:48
Just click on the "Tatalogue"...
>> Edited by Dibble on Thursday 2nd December 18:48
Thank you Mrs F.
You wouldn't beleieve the drop in temperature chez Dibble yeterday night when Mrs D returned from work to find the place in exactly the same state as when she'd left...
I need to (a) spend a bit less time on PH, or (b) buy her some sort of "sorry I didn't do any domestic chores" type of gift...
You wouldn't beleieve the drop in temperature chez Dibble yeterday night when Mrs D returned from work to find the place in exactly the same state as when she'd left...
I need to (a) spend a bit less time on PH, or (b) buy her some sort of "sorry I didn't do any domestic chores" type of gift...
vixpy1 said:
Its one of those novelty things that you move the hand around her body, and if it touched the side she says.. Oh, don't touch me there!
I've just opened myslef up to a whole new world of abuse now!
Vixpy1, have you ever heard the phrase "When you're in a hole, stop digging"...?
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