You annoying little electric ****!!!

[Carrera2]

Driving into work this morning and I came across the most annoying little tit I've seen for a while.

I came over Vauxhall Bridge and turned left to head towards work just managing to squeeze past a congestion causing bendy bus when I pulled up behind the most annoying car in the world - a smug little Toyota Prius.

Presumabley the driver was on his way to his Civic Partnership Ceremony or similar....anyway I quickly overtook him as he was dribbling along like a baby - only to be met by him flashing his lights like mad at me! Why do that? I overtook safely (nothing coming the other way) and was irrelevant to him.

Further up the road he pulled up behind me at some lights (presumably mumbling through his beard 'see, didn't get you anywhere') and he sat there quietly. Then a mile later I pulled over to get some breakfast and as he drove past he was giving me the W**ker sign and shreiking like a loon!

So Mr SmugElectricBottomLovingTreeHugging2MileAnHourGit - next time I see you I'll unplug you and rub your nose in your own piousness.

[Carrera2]

Give it a while and they'll be out of fashion and with a bit of luck the do-gooder I came across this morning will either be stuck with it or face a big loss.

Serves 'em right for pretending to care.