Psycho Ex's

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Conversation yesterday about Psycho Ex's and I thought there might be some good stories on PH.
Nearest I had was a much older girl whoadmitted to parking further down my road and watching me after only seeing her about twice. She told me this while I was in theory seeing her and dropped it into the conversation as thought it was completely normal.
Any good ones out there?

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wolves_wanderer said:

One attacked me with a knife because she didn't agree with my decision to dump her. Still at least I have the scars to remember her by.

Good ones you two.

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TELL US TELL US NERVY

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bigandclever said:

My ex seems to take great delight in taking the presents I send my kids, opening them and trashing the gift in ever imaginitive ways, then sending them back to me all nicely wrapped up again. My favourite was a Postman Pat jigsaw that she'd written "You're a " on the side of his van. God, I wish I could laugh about it

That sounds awful. I feel for you. Do you see them?

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Stang said:

LOL my ex husband.

Thats a really odd name for a bloke!

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ing bejesus.
I'm suprsied thats the end of it. Have you seen her since?

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Didn't say a word. Particularly not about cocks.
I love shaven naked woman.
I hate moron army gay boys who change wording in posts to try to make someone look like they're in thier 'homo gangs'

Edited by blindswelledrat on Tuesday 27th February 20:48

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What're you all on about?

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Carrera2 said:

blindswelledrat said:

What're you all on about?

I think it's you practically insisting of photos of nervys cock.


To add to your sketches.

Never said that at all. Just lying. Wankers

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I have simply been misquoted by you rascals again.
Nowhere did I say any such thing.

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coco h said:

My ex was a psycho but way too nasty for here.

You cannot say that. That's like saying 'I've got a great story but I'm not going to tell you it'.

coco said:

I did have a boyfriend for a while who stalked me ... invited me round to his for a big party ..... so I went and I was the only guest. The whole experience was terrifying

Good one

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Dakkon said:

nervous said:

tvrchim said:

Need i say anymore.

yes.

How can you ask others to say more when you wont?

Edited by Dakkon on Wednesday 28th February 14:31

How did you miss his 45 page post, followed by 10 pages of people discussing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Graham@Edinburgh said:

nervous said:

ta-da.

people are giving me funny looks in heathrow giggling at a mobile phone

It not because of that.

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November said:

I won't bore you with the details but I had to get the police involved as there were live swords in his possession and he was unhinged enough to use them, too.

Two things love.
1) You are actually boring us if you exclude the details. It's actually the point of the thread.
As it stands your entire post simply reads "Yes.Yes I have."
2)What on God's sweet earth is a 'live sword'?

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Don't all swords have a sharp edge?
Otherwise they would merely be 'a stick', or 'some metal,.

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SpydieNut said:

blindswelledrat said:

What on God's sweet earth is a 'live sword'?

a sword with a sharpened edge as opposed to one with a blunt edge used purely for decorative purposes.

Edited by SpydieNut on Wednesday 11th June 15:37

I see your cheeky edit.
That doesn't make sense though, because by definition a sword is a sharpened weapon, thus it makes no sense to say 'live sword' in that context.

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November said:

blindswelledrat said:

November said:

I won't bore you with the details but I had to get the police involved as there were live swords in his possession and he was unhinged enough to use them, too.

Two things love.
1) You are actually boring us if you exclude the details. It's actually the point of the thread.
As it stands your entire post simply reads "Yes.Yes I have."
2)What on God's sweet earth is a 'live sword'?

1) I don't know what was going on inside his head, although he was diagnosed with Munchausen's afterwards. It was all mind games, as I said in my post and I wouldn't know where to begin, except that he changed literally overnight and everything he did was meant to undermine me, make me feel guilty etc - ie he'd throw himself down the stairs to get my attention, I know this by the sheer amount of times he'd gone from top to bottom. I saw him do it twice.

Not sure with "Yes.Yes I have." means?

2) A live sword is the illegal type, he imported them from the States. Love.

Cheers love. I get it now.
Far more interesting. Munchausens you say.
You must have some great stories. I would have almost certainly stayed with him forever (had I been you, not in a gay way of course) purely for the stories.
When he threw himself down the stairs did he lie there making pitiful noises?
Did you snigger to yourself and pretend you didn't notice, hoping that he got up and did it again?
If not then you are a better person than me with far more self control.

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November said:

blindswelledrat said:

When he threw himself down the stairs did he lie there making pitiful noises?
Did you snigger to yourself and pretend you didn't notice, hoping that he got up and did it again?
If not then you are a better person than me with far more self control.

Yes, he did, he squealed like a stuck pig. At first I was worried but when I saw him do it, I ignored him from then on. I left him soon after.

Perfect. Thank you.
Any other stories from that one?
Presumably such an extreme attention seeker played a few stunts?

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SpydieNut said:

see that line over there --------------------------> .


does it look like a dot to you?

that's because you're WAY over it.

Why did you say that?