People shagging in your house

[Urban Sports]

Some people stayed over on Saturday after a party and started going at it in the spare room whilst I was in bed next door.

I was confused as to what to do, but 3 things entered my mind.

1. Listen
2. Pretend it's not happening
3. Put the pillow over my head to drown out the noise

I won't say which one I did.

Edited by Urban Sports on Monday 3rd March 20:22

[Urban Sports]

Thanks for all the replies, I think going with pillow over my head was the best way to go

[Urban Sports]

CrashTD said:

SpydieNut said:

NDA said:

The couple by my feet started going at it (quietly) but - much to my surprise - when he got on the short strokes, he pushed against my feckin' foot for extra purchase.

should've booted his foot and put him off his stroke

Just dug this thread up from Wiki by mistake. Probably the best PH thread ever.

Bump for anybody who hasn't seen it

Fark, I forgot I even started this thread, the shagging hasn't happened since, I took advice from PH!!