Jordan lingerie launch - caption competition

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La vache est a droite.

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CedA4 said:

[Thing is that there is a chap here on site and he is going nuts over the blimp on the end, he's even admitted to feeding his current GF up at the moment.

Different strokes and all that.

Google for FEEDER!

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phil1979 said:

Sigh.. what happened to her...

Indeed.

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Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

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Firkin Dogbolter said:

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Firkin Dogbolter said:

None of you guys have noticed that the slimmer they are the darker the fake tan...

Just look at 2 and 3..... The tubby one is darker!!

Okay, fair point. But far right is almost white. Methinks she is too scared to go in a spraybooth. Personally I don't blame her!

Methinks she'd need to use Ford's one in Dagenham.....

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oobster said:

I would bounce into that lass on the far right until she burst.

Really, I would.

oobster, earlier today.