Greatest quotes of all time

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whats yours??

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i quite like.
"never trust a fart"
it cunjures up all sorts of images

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"I've only ever had one gay experience................ It lasted 15 years."



some random gay fella down t pub

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The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.
george w bush (the tt)

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coffee isn't my cup of tea