Anyone having a worse new year than me.

[Baby Huey]

Hmmm, plan was to go out, have a few drinks. Come home, have something more to drink, stay up until midnight and all that.

Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.

Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.

She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.

[Baby Huey]

Penny-lope said:

Daft arse...stop being such a kid, and go give her a hug....you might get a nice surprise

She is either asleep or pretending to be asleep.

[Baby Huey]

AndrewTait said:

Go and take it down - it'll only make the little thing you rowed about a whole lot worse!

I'd like to think that her sense of humour will return in the morning.

[Baby Huey]

Steamer said:

She'll probably only find it in the bin anyway.

You are not wrong.

[Baby Huey]

Norbury90 said:

Are you sure that this isn't just an excuse for the first 'relationship issue' thread of 09?

I remain unconvinced.

I'm in a genuine quandary.

[Baby Huey]

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

[Baby Huey]

Norbury90 said:

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

Were you disagreeing over the banner?

No, that hasn't come up yet.

[Baby Huey]

jjones said:

mitzy said:

I thought he had come back seeing ot at the top!

oh hum

no, he is posting ill informed gibberish across the forum but seems to be trying his hardest to ignore this thread.

You cheeky bd. I'm back.

Still alive, no story, the banner was removed before the good lady awoke. I wanted to fake my own death but then got bored with that idea.

Is this thread worth reading as I have done my best to avoid?

[Baby Huey]

DrTre said:

Wonder what he's planned for Valentines Day...a projection onto the side of the Houses of Parliament saying:

Happy Valentine Day HoneyBunnykins.
Thanks very much for ruining my entire life you selfish cow.
Lots of love
BabyHuey x

It did cross my mind.

[Baby Huey]

DrTre said:

Erk..sorry if that inadvertantly touched a nerve, twas in jest.

Sorry, just read you prior response...clearly it didn't touch a nerve! Cool.

Edited to also ask, how on earth did you construct the banner in the first place?! I'd have to plan that days in advance. And then cock it up.

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 15th February 11:15

Cellotape and A4 paper.

[Baby Huey]

singlecoil said:

Baby Huey said:

jjones said:

mitzy said:

I thought he had come back seeing ot at the top!

oh hum

no, he is posting ill informed gibberish across the forum but seems to be trying his hardest to ignore this thread.

You cheeky bd. I'm back.

Still alive, no story, the banner was removed before the good lady awoke. I wanted to fake my own death but then got bored with that idea.

Is this thread worth reading as I have done my best to avoid?

So how was the initial cause of all this upset resolved? Is all well now in the BH household? Will there be any pictures?

There will be no pictures.