It's not just me, is it?

It's not just me, is it?

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Plotloss

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Tuesday 31st March 2009
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So there you are, on the motorway, at natural cruising speed of perhaps a bit over the posted limit but south of ban territory - standard median pace on our motorway network.

Boring isnt it?

So I bet my bile duct that at least one other person out there on PH has resorted to the odd motorway 'game'

Two to start with:

1) The 'changing lane without hitting the catseyes' game: A solid favourite this, simply change lane in the prescribed manner but without the 'thump thump' of catseye/tyre interface.

2) The 'wingman' game. You're trudging along, traffic fairly light, not gunning it. All of a sudden a car passes clipping along, probably North of 100mph, do you just let him go or do you give him about half a mile and then accelerate to his speed considering that if there is a cop/scamera van with a gun they'll get him first and the brake lights will alert you to the dangers thus allowing you to travel quickly a bit freer from opression.

Its not just me is it? Come on, share the love. Any more for any more?

Plotloss

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sa_20v said:
Why not do us a favour and try the 'drive the wrong way' game? rolleyes
Only if you tell me exactly where you're going to be when I attempt it.

Just so I can be absolutely sure of lowering the cock quotient.

Plotloss

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V8mate said:
Tony*T3 said:
55,000 odd posts mate. WTF do you do?
After 55,000+ posts, you'd think he'd know that this thread should be in GG wink
Its not related to cars specifically.

Truckies could be playing the advanced version of the cats eye game and I suspect the odd biker or two has played the wingman game.

Plotloss

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Tuesday 31st March 2009
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sa_20v said:
Plotloss said:
sa_20v said:
Why not do us a favour and try the 'drive the wrong way' game? rolleyes
Only if you tell me exactly where you're going to be when I attempt it.

Just so I can be absolutely sure of lowering the cock quotient.
You'll manage that on your own - you don't need my help. Anyway, with all your posts, how do you find time to drive - I sometimes wonder whether you're actually a basic automated bot cooked up in Ted's lair.
And I often wonder if you're an internet fantasist masturbating in a pool of their own faeces; guess we'll both be kept guessing.

Plotloss

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Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Not stopping forward motion, at any time, is another.


Plotloss

Original Poster:

67,280 posts

270 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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sleep envy said:
Plotloss said:
Not stopping forward motion, at any time, is another.
in traffic queues
Or coming up to lights.