rant - Mayonnaise WTF!!!
Discussion
What the feck is it with mayonnaise on everything?
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
yellowjack !! - noooooo
To the back of the room, face the wall and don't speak until spoken to!
KFC, McD's and burger king are not 'restaurants' are they?
I know that americans think they are, but us more developed sophisticated Europeans? Surely not!
Maybe its these fecking americans I should be pointing the finger at and not the fecking French and Spanish or which ever fecking island invented the shyte!
Its been a few days since my 'mayo' encounter and I'm still getting hot under the collar about it.
To the back of the room, face the wall and don't speak until spoken to!
KFC, McD's and burger king are not 'restaurants' are they?
I know that americans think they are, but us more developed sophisticated Europeans? Surely not!
Maybe its these fecking americans I should be pointing the finger at and not the fecking French and Spanish or which ever fecking island invented the shyte!
Its been a few days since my 'mayo' encounter and I'm still getting hot under the collar about it.
Hey !!...this is not a thread to discuss how to make the devil's spuff better for yourselves!!
I'd like to be reading how to remove this total bio-hazard white cream anal waste from the shops so that normal people can have a choice to not make our taste buds come within half a mile of it.
I'd like to be reading how to remove this total bio-hazard white cream anal waste from the shops so that normal people can have a choice to not make our taste buds come within half a mile of it.
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