Delivery tipping etiquette

[spooderman]

Do you tip if you order a takeout? I was thinking that if you ordered and paid online and you don't have any spare change, it seems like a faff to hand over a tenner to the delivery chap, instruct him to take a couple of quid and give back the difference, but at the same time I'd like to avoid a jizz relish condiment.

Ideas?

[spooderman]

longshot said:

Shouldn't this thread be renamed 'Are You A Miserable Tight ?' ?

Yes I am. I don't even spend money on myself. On the upside, I have a healthy bank balance.

[spooderman]

soad said:

Hmm, think I've only tipped half a dozen times...Mr Scrooge here.

Are you not concerned the delivery driver's gonna rub his bellend over your pizza to give it an extra cheesy flavour?