Dirty takeaway pictures

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Just eaten half of this dayglo red Chinese takeaway and feel disgusted with myself. The leftovers are in the fridge for later\tomorrow





Let's see your takeout monstrosities!

Edited by Pferdestarke on Friday 29th October 21:27

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Cotty said:

I fancy a chinese now

Get one ordered!

I love the way you had obviously tipped the noodles out in one 'block' in the picture above

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gib786 said:

a chicken parmo

Holy st. That thing is terrible. Why do Teesiders settle for such crap?

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Nicko_12345 said:

to



That was nice, KFC's finest

Hold on, a fillet burger, two pieces of chicken, a mini fillet, a snack wrap, large fries, gravy and a coke?

Unreal.

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Did you eat it all?

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Where can I get this chip spice so prevalent in Hull? I want some for my larder.

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tamore said:

Pferdestarke said:

Where can I get this chip spice so prevalent in Hull? I want some for my larder.

hull , or http://www.chipspice.co.uk/

Ordered. £3.49 delivered. I can't wait and will have to clean the deep fat fryer, which is the worst job in the world by far.

Oh well, it'll be worth it, for my new CHIP SPICE!

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No, as its main ingredient is salt anyway. Probably >80%

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BeeRoad said:

Back on topic: tonight's filthy Indian:



Lamb Bhuna (extra hot) on top of Keema Pilau Rice accompanied by a main course Tandoori Mixed Grill topped with fried onions and raita.

And yes, it is a huge plate. . . . . .

My word, that does look very good! Pure filth on a plate!

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Poledriver said:

Mixed kebab starter, garlic chilli lamb with patak paneer! the fkers forgot my garlic nan! (They're closed now!)

fk me, a river of cheese slurry. That has to be the unhealthiest plate on here yet!

Well done, you are the main man!

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Yum!

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grumbledoak said:

Pferdestarke said:

Yum!

That looks awfully like sweet and sour gristle...

It was the most enjoyable 'mixed' sweet and sour Cantonese Style with my own added fresh chopped chili. I also had soft noodles, egg fried rice and seaweed, which i know is chopped cabbage.

Full, satisfied and bloodt dishlicious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg

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With a side order of crispy beef and some other glutinous, chilified MSG sauce?

Good work.

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zakelwe said:

I've been avoiding the FDR section for a long time I had food depression


Cheeseburger
Big Mac
Quarter pounder
Big Tasty

Now then. We don't want a relapse old boy.

However, be sure to post up the pyramid.

And going forward, I think we ought to push for more filth being photographed in epic proportion. Or is that portions?

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Cotty said:

Pferdestarke said:

And going forward, I think we ought to push for more filth being photographed in epic proportion. Or is that portions?

I was going to post a jenga style chinese but I think it would droop at the corners so just going for a tower

Might be a while, I dont get take aways often.

We're willing to wait for it!

This isn't a takeaway but certainly qualifies for the 'filth' part of this thread. It fed three of us last night whilst having a few of the guys over.

Spicy chicken wings, home made garlic ciabatta and fried gnocchi with antipasti.



Bloody iPhone camera!

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Luke. said:

AndrewW-G said:

From Desi in Heswall, Wirral . . . . .


Chicken Jalfrezi + rice
Chicken Pakora

and a side salad

Bit dry.

Kitty said!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz_NsxanWjE

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Cotty said:

I forgot the jenga style.

Anyway that hit the spot

A hefty plate-full. Good man. Although the spring roll is rather phallic!

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AB said:

Can't remember if i ever posted this.

Special Szechuan with friend rice. Accompanied by a portion of chips and believe it or not there are 4 spring rolls under that lot. The plate isn't small either!!

You did. It's a great picture and the food looks stunning. You should show your local takeaway and it'd make them proud.

Don't post it again though or that would be overkill.

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D3fender said:

Tomorrow I'm going out for my first Ruby since around Xmas.

Why do I get so excited about a few bits of chicken in an Indian gravy and some grains of rice?

Because it's a sensory overload. Salty, savoury, hot, sweet, textural, filling - and that's before you've had two pints of Cobra to wash it down.

Stop it, or i will go for one too.

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Luke. said:

bobthemonkey said:

1/2 Crispy Duck, 16 Pancakes
Sweet & Sour Pork, Hong Kong Style
Lemon Chicken
Char Sui Pork
2x Egg fried Rice
Free Prawn Crackers

So good.

But not a patch on a curry, eh?

Greedy fecker. Is that for two, four, six people?

Sounds great.