Mis-heard song lyrics

[aussiebeano]

We have all done it. Mis-heard a line in a song, then felt like a goose or found it really funny after we know what the correct words were. What lines or songs spring to mind?

Alex the Seal - our lips are sealed by the Go-Go's
Another one bites the duck - Queen
Wouldn't it be good to pee in your shoes - Nik Kershaw