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Chilli

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17,318 posts

236 months

Monday 5th March 2012
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Oh well, looks like redundancy rears it's ugly head aagin. Anyone need their Cars washed, or their ironing done?

Actually, that's a brilliant idea. I could establish a laundry service, pop round and pick it up myself, and just add it in with my stuff at home. I doubt the maid would notice.

Chilli

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17,318 posts

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Monday 5th March 2012
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Well, not really. It's not like the UK where they look after you! I'll get enough to keep me going to Barracuda for a month or so!

I've got several busioness plans which I think would be good earners......but that's generally where they come to an end!

Might be worthwhile hanging around outisde the Dubai ladies club...think there's much demand for a 40 year old, fat, receeding ex-employee??!!

Chilli

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Monday 5th March 2012
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Hitch78 said:
You used to work at Dubai ladies club?!
Hell yeah... Used my own tried and tested "De-Stressing" techniques...

Chilli

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Monday 5th March 2012
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Harris_I said:
Sorry to hear that Chilli. If it's any consolation, life really is much better on the outside (just not better paid, unfortunately).
Thanks Harris, kinda relieved actually. One door closes another opens and all that. Something will come along, I'm sure.

Chilli

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Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Cheers gents...I've got a few weeks at least yet!

Matt, going to NZ is really the wrong time ATM...The Mrs is JUST getting her things going now, so to leave after her going through hell for six months would be criminal!!

Bert, that would be great, many thanks.

Chilli

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Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Gaffer said:
I need a cleaner... wink

Claire
Fantastic, do I get a uniform?

Chilli

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Tuesday 6th March 2012
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dxbtiger said:
Sorry to hear bud, seems uncertain times for a few banks, affecting things under my roof as well.
Thanks mate.

Damn, fingers crossed for you. I think the chances of finding a similar job (and pay) slim to none in this environment, so looking to do anything else really. Funny, as I left the UK as I was bored of working in Banking.....and I find myself back in the same kind of job!

Good luck.

Chilli

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Tuesday 6th March 2012
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dxbtiger said:
Not me, the missus, but at the moment it's all rumours and conjecture which is probably even worse than outright knowing!
Ah, I see.
I agree, at least when you know, you know....if that makes any sense! At least then you can make plans and move forward.

Chilli

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Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Mark.H said:
Chilli, please change your profile pic, I clicked on your profile to see what you do and got an eyefull, and I'm at work! (git).

I have a guy who works for PWC moving in in 2 weeks, want me to ask for you?...what do you do in the financial sector btw!? haha

I want to set up a business selling ice-creams from a van, apparently very lucrative and nobody in Qatar doing it yet (but I dont have the stones to quit my job and go for it).
Hello mate, yeah keep meaning to change that picture!

Thanks forth PWC offer, but due to a lack of any proper qualifications, I'll struggle to get through the door!

Re the ice cream van, can you not buy all the gear now and hire someone to drive it for you? I'm not sure if Qatar is also over-run with cheap labour. Actually, ask Mattt....... He could do a shift or two!

Chilli

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Wednesday 7th March 2012
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shirt said:
sorry to hear about this nick. not my field or even near it, but i'll keep my ears open.
Thanks buddy, appreciate it.

Chilli

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Wednesday 7th March 2012
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6th Gear said:
I do indeed, Financial Markets - Investment Banking / Capital Markets.

Chilli, PM me your number and I can give you a call this week.

Thanks
Email sent.
Many thanks for your time.

Chilli

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Wednesday 7th March 2012
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shirt said:
come to think of it, my flatmate has a few friends in banking and one who works as a regulator for the DFC. i will ask around when i get back. what sort of thing are you looking for?
Appreciate that Phil. TBH I've done it all..... IT, Compliance, Audit, Treasury Finance, Regulatory Reporting, Back office, Middle office, the whole 9 yards.....but no degree you see....that seems to be a pre-requisite here...

Beers, next Thursday isn't it?

Chilli

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Monday 12th March 2012
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So here I am, still sitting here...now teaching my replacement how to do the job. It's the most frustrating thing in the world, and it's driving me insane. Perhaps that's the plan...bore/frustrate me to death and hope I resign...

Chilli

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Sunday 18th March 2012
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Mark.H said:
What country would they be from?
India!

Anyways, got the news today...I'm outta here on 31st March. So, if anyone knows someone who knows someone else etc...I would be extremely grateful!!!

Chilli

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Sunday 18th March 2012
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shirt said:
email me your CV nick and i'll pass it onto my mate at the DFC.

shame to hear it came so soon. come drown some tinnys with us and pretend to catch fish on saturday.
Thanks buddy, I'll do that.

Not sure about the fishing though (thanks for the offer Dan).....I'm not too good on small boats!