Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

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Justin Cyder

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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I'm going through this again on the box sets, classic and so brilliantly scripted.

Get back you bd, I'll break your legs! Hoooonk!

Baldy bouncer...baldy, baldy...

Justin Cyder

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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The divers watch. £16.99, the divers watch.

Justin Cyder

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It's a ten foot cock and balls, man!

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Ray-Von explaining his Bingo machine: "Guts of an 'Oover". biggrin

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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The music playing in the background on singles night...Here I go again on my own, all by myself etc. rofl

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Keith Lard: This is Veronica

Heckler: Bit of a dog!

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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20 quid these. Each.

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Hey Mouth! There's a childs bike outside.

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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So many little visual gags. When Keith Lard opens the boot of his car, there's a dog blanket in there.

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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There's something I have to tell you Brian.

You're not a man are you? Like Hailey?

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Gerry Dignan hehe

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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If Carole's leg pays out I'm gonna get a Jacuzzi.

Justin Cyder

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Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Kenny senior hasn't been mentioned much.


I think it's really great the way you keep up that Irish accent when you're not on the telly.

Roy Walker: Well I am Irish you know.

Kenny Senior: Are you?

Roy Walker: Aye.

Kenny Senior: Oh, I thought you were just pissing around like that Gerry Adams.


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Thursday 28th June 2012
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Gerry, on stage but distracted by the drunken horse: Just let me, er just let me clean this st up.

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Thursday 28th June 2012
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Two black milkshakes and a pint of piss.

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Thursday 28th June 2012
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Daniel Kitson fell out - as he does - spectacularly with Peter Kay over his cameos in Phoenix nights. IIRC he said they treated him appallingly, but with Daniel Kitson, the common denominator always seems to be Daniel Kitson.

Still, Spencer was a great character.

Max and paddy on the headsets: 10-4 rubber dick.

Paddy talking to Max on the radio about a moaning punter - Punch her on the nose. Max looks down at her, clearly contemplating it.

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Thursday 28th June 2012
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I lost my hair worrying about yours.

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I'm good friends with the SAS me.

BUT YOU SEE YOU'RE NOT KENNY!

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The Keith Lard ep is my fave.

Den Perry: Time to unleash our guest speaker. He's a good lad this, his bark is worse than his bite.


If I had a wet nose & a waggly tail you'd let me.

Justin Cyder

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Thursday 28th June 2012
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Is it me or do all pensioners stink of piss?