The X Factor : 2014
Discussion
Well, it's back; starting Saturday.
Scary Spice should be good value for money as a judge. Cheryl will blub, as usual. Walsh will get the equivalent of a singing Rod Hull & Emu through to the final. Cowell will have a smile like The Terminator 'cause Botox really is the done thing for middle-aged men, isn't it?
The boys will - generally - all sing falsetto, like the damp patches they always are
The girls will - generally - all warble, like the Carey wannabees they think they are
The groups will all - generally - be derivative, like they think they're not
The "overs" (I fvcking hate that term) will - for the most part - have huge, cultured voices that deserve a bigger audience, but are ditched for not being relevant which they aren't
Scary Spice should be good value for money as a judge. Cheryl will blub, as usual. Walsh will get the equivalent of a singing Rod Hull & Emu through to the final. Cowell will have a smile like The Terminator 'cause Botox really is the done thing for middle-aged men, isn't it?
The boys will - generally - all sing falsetto, like the damp patches they always are
The girls will - generally - all warble, like the Carey wannabees they think they are
The groups will all - generally - be derivative, like they think they're not
The "overs" (I fvcking hate that term) will - for the most part - have huge, cultured voices that deserve a bigger audience, but are ditched for not being relevant which they aren't
I look forward to it as a very, very guilty pleasure
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