Alex Polizzi - The Fixer

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snuffy

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Monday 1st September 2014
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Did anyone notice that the guy whom the programme was about tonight looked in his late 40s or so, but he claimed he left school at 12 ?

That would make him at least 127 since the school leaving age was raised to 12 in 1899. Some people do talk toss.

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Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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And what about the £45k he spent on a bottling machine that was 7 months late and did not work when it did arrive ? Surely you would have taken the supplier to court instantly ? Seemed a bit odd to me.

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Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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eastlmark said:
surely you spend £45K on a piece of machinery, someone would come along to install and set it up for you.
I thought that as well.

Also, he said he'd bought stuff, vessels etc, off ebay, so he was happy to buy used equipment. So why not buy a small second hand bottling machine to start with and then you can always buy a bigger and better one if demand increases ?

He claimed he had a high paid job in pharmaceuticals sales ( he used another term but I'm sure it was sales ) so that's why it's odd he was so stupid when it came to running a business etc. And he had his wife looking after the finances but she said she did not really understand what she was looking at.

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Monday 8th September 2014
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How can you spend £70k on a chopping machine and then say you're never even made £150k a year ?

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Monday 8th September 2014
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"a sausage roll" ? What a prick.

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Tuesday 16th September 2014
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That appears to be it - 2 whole episodes (beer and sausages). The BBC really should not have gone to all that trouble.

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Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Zad said:
Nope, 6 programmes in the series: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04grqw4
" 2/6 Alex meets a family of sausage producers whose survival relies heavily on supermarkets. "
Well, it does say 6 episodes, but I've tried to find when the next one is on and I can't. It was on Monday at 21:00 but it's now been replaced by a new series.

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Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Zad said:
I hope "enhanced marketing" means employing people who know what they are doing instead of the son and daughter.
That's true - those pair did not know which way up was !

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Monday 26th January 2015
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The last 4 episodes, starting with episode 3, start again on Tuesday:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04w8xb4

It's a bit odd that parts 1 & 2 were on in September last year and its taken until now to put the remaining ones on.

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Thursday 29th January 2015
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The place's biggest problem which I spotted in 1 microsecond was its location. 20 minutes from the town centre - that's your problem; no passing trade. And what was the point of showing them the cake place right next to (or was it inside ?) The Gherkin ? They have a completely different clientèle. The London one will have lots of bankers and ynmmy-mummys. But the Torquay one will have the Tea & Pee brigade.

Of course the family were nuts; Dad was a tt and the daughter just burst into tears all the time. Plus they had clearly eaten all their own cakes as well.

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Thursday 29th January 2015
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Why do people always retire and then start a business ? Then you're not fking retired, have you ?


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Tuesday 3rd February 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Fish finger sandwiches?!?!?
I like fish finger sandwiches !

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Tuesday 3rd February 2015
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My missus has just commented that when he picked up the microphone it looked like a dick, complete with bell-end.

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Wednesday 4th February 2015
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eastlmark said:
snuffy said:
My missus has just commented that when he picked up the microphone it looked like a dick, complete with bell-end.
+1 I saw that and covered the kids eyes over.

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Wednesday 4th February 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
I thought there might have been a break whilst this cleared up? - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791608/bo... court proceedings hit the news in October, break was at the end of September. And then no slot until now to continue?
You might well be right there.

I recall another programmer a few years ago (BBC4 I think) that may have featured the same shop, but I'm not 100% sure.

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Wednesday 4th February 2015
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The problem with that type of business is that they will do will in a booming economy and very badly in recession.

When people feel well off they spend lots of money on frivolous things (I recall noticing lots of this type of business a few years ago; kids play things, dog grooming, lawn mowing, nappy washings and other assorted crap). But when the economy goes pear shaped then it's these same businesses that are the first to suffer as people stop spending money on them. I'd think it's a very risky business to be in.

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Wednesday 18th February 2015
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Wacky Racer said:
Also Alex said the trade was 25% up the day they had the special sales push, but they were giving 25% off everything.......
Actually what she said was their takings were up 25% on their daily target. I know cus I've just watched it this very minute.

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Thursday 19th February 2015
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Vocal Minority said:
V8covin said:
The fact the owner had a marketing degree but hadn't got a clue how to run a shop says it all about this countries education system
Irony. wink
Curses - you beat me to it !

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Thursday 19th February 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
So a French degree is only 2 years, so it's what we know call a Foundation Degree (but when I did my degree, 2 years of study was a HND).