Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[The Riddler]

I nominate Daz's 'Cleaner Close' and the BT adverts also.

"I'd pay to watch that anyday"

Well i would pay to strangle you with your phone line and ram your home hub bks up your arse!

Your views?

[The Riddler]

Let me also suggest the Pringles jingle advert.

My blood pressure raises just thinking about it.

[The Riddler]

993AL said:

What about that bloke who's made of chocolate, somebody breaks its arm off and it STIll smiles, can't remember what the ad is for but I'd like to blow torch that smile off its fking face.

A fkin deoderant FFS!! Make sense of that if you can..

[The Riddler]

Berserker LM said:

The other one has to be that stupid "is that your car?" ad. Just drives me nuts!

That actually cracks me up.. Fancy advertising a new car with "Is that your car?"

And the tag line is..


"Time to change!"

Your telling me..

[The Riddler]

andy400 said:

RobboC said:

That fat fking bint Kerry Katona on the iceland adverts.

Do Iceland really think it will attract our business? I'd rather eat my own head.



Munted.

RIP

When did she die? I thought her bus was due in late 2010?

I dont know if its been mentioned, but the advert where the guy is stalked by his contortionist ginger step kid, who died of an amphetamine overdose.

Speed kills is the tag line.

[The Riddler]

andy400 said:

The Riddler said:

andy400 said:

RobboC said:

That fat fking bint Kerry Katona on the iceland adverts.

Do Iceland really think it will attract our business? I'd rather eat my own head.



Munted.

RIP

When did she die? I thought her bus was due in late 2010?

Apologies. I get my talentless thick ugly celebrity women confused. They all look the same to me.



She's still alive. Sort of.

I think its more of an existance than a life, thinking about it.

[The Riddler]

cazzer said:

The Riddler said:

I dont know if its been mentioned, but the advert where the guy is stalked by his contortionist ginger step kid, who died of an amphetamine overdose.

It took me a minute

It was early, I'll let you off.

[The Riddler]

s3fella said:

Neil_H said:

Strike_J said:

Coupe - "iz dat ur car mate?" Firstly, I am not your mate you scrote, shouldn't you be in school and shouldn't you mind your own fking business.

Is that your car mate? Cos if it is its complete piece of french sxit

The tag line 'Time to change' has never been more fitting!

[The Riddler]

Neil_H said:

I've just been reminded of another one I hate...."I'm so tall, I'm so tall, you raise me and then you let me fall" - I've no idea what it's for but that music brings about psychotic episodes in my brain.

Is that the 'you, but on a really good day' bks?

Stresses me out just thinking about it.

[The Riddler]

OllieWinchester said:

rolex said:

Sadly I have to watch all the TV adverts. I do online payed/paid surveys for market research companies. I'm not making much money, averages out at £1.50 per survey, but its nice pocket money when you are unemployed.

Could you PM me the details of this please? I reckon I could find the time....

I was just thinking the same! I work from home, so never far away from the laptop or pc anyway!

[The Riddler]

stigmundfreud said:

phil_h_88 said:

For some reason that T-Mobile (I think) advert, where all the commuters start dancing in the train station makes me so angry I have to change over or risk head-butting clean through my TV. Probably down to the smug expressions on the dancers mincing ish faces! arrgh

The Cadbury's one with the eyebrow-freaks is starting to grate a little now as well.

they are both masterpieces!!!

Gotta agree with Stigmund on these, The T-mobile is quite good, apart from the fact its trying to sell me a product i neither want nor need!
While the Cadbury's one is just plain fked up, although i still dont believe its real.

[The Riddler]

phil_h_88 said:

The Riddler said:

stigmundfreud said:

phil_h_88 said:

For some reason that T-Mobile (I think) advert, where all the commuters start dancing in the train station makes me so angry I have to change over or risk head-butting clean through my TV. Probably down to the smug expressions on the dancers mincing ish faces! arrgh

The Cadbury's one with the eyebrow-freaks is starting to grate a little now as well.

they are both masterpieces!!!

Gotta agree with Stigmund on these, The T-mobile is quite good, apart from the fact its trying to sell me a product i neither want nor need!
While the Cadbury's one is just plain fked up, although i still dont believe its real.

I agree that the cadbury's advert is well-done, but as mentioned somewhere in this thread earlier, the fact that it is clearly aimed at winning some kind of advertising award is the annoying thing.

As for T-Mobile, there is no defence for looking like such a smug, camp, mincing . IMO anyway. I'm having a bad day.

Ferrari F1 fan boy?

Anything designed purely to win an award will attract critism, Although i didnt know this until now.

And your right, no defense for looking/acting like that, But i love the idea of all those random people joining in, then just going their seperate ways again, afraid to make eye contact, back to their own little bubble.

[The Riddler]

We are the wood preservation society,
We are the wood preservation society.

Well as it happens, I'm the chairman of the Anti- society, so i'd rather you fk off and wk over your wood somewhere other than my tv.


Also the old boy on the Asda adverts is beggining to really grate me, but not half as much as the two dizzy bints on after him who just cackle.

Get some evening classes and get yourself a career girls, please. Anything other than appearing on my tv set works great for me.

[The Riddler]

The Muller one is also a total if it gets trapped in your swede.

Got my cherry, got my berry
Got my biscuit, got my crunch.

Got the picture, fk off.

[The Riddler]

T89 Callan said:

You know the T-Mobil advert were the crowd are sing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'in London and there is that really loud, fashion victim, tosser singing into his phone?

Well I'm going to kill him.

Can't we just tell a muzzie they are singing hatred about allah and have done with them all?


I hate the Orange top up suprises advert at the moment, When your tired the noises really grate.


If anyone finds the above offensive, they really should get a life.

[The Riddler]

On a more positive note - I really like the current Freelander2 ad.

[The Riddler]

T89 Callan said:

catmartin said:

That absolute pleb screaming "every now and then I fall apart" in those T Mobile ads. I wish he would fall apart.

I joined a Facebook group, my hate for him is so strong

As I said earlier in the thread..... I don't know when or how but I will be the one who ends his life.

I still think my suggestion would work. But then again, i would, as i suggested it.

Another advert i hate, the sofa one with the robots. Why?!?!?!?!?!

I'd love to meet whoever created that televisual monstrosity.

[The Riddler]

catmartin said:

The Riddler said:

T89 Callan said:

catmartin said:

That absolute pleb screaming "every now and then I fall apart" in those T Mobile ads. I wish he would fall apart.

I joined a Facebook group, my hate for him is so strong

As I said earlier in the thread..... I don't know when or how but I will be the one who ends his life.

I still think my suggestion would work. But then again, i would, as i suggested it.

Another advert i hate, the sofa one with the robots. Why?!?!?!?!?!

I'd love to meet whoever created that televisual monstrosity.

What was your suggestion? I want in on this!

Go back a page, it wouldnt take much organising really..

[The Riddler]

Do we know his name?

[The Riddler]

catmartin said:

No but sometimes I like to imagine he is on the phone to the Samaritans.

I have found out that these guys supply the actors for the T Mobile ads...I'm looking through their books now

http://www.rapidtalent.co.uk/buzz_story.asp?StoryI...

Keep us in the loop with your findings