Bad Films I watched this weekend

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Pommygranite

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Monday 21st March 2011
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To add to the Good Films thread perhaps it's time for a bad films watched thread. It seems there's more bad than good out at the moment, let alone over-hyped nonsense.

To start Skyline. Looks like a made for TV movie not a cinema release blockbuster.

Poor script, acting, plot. That's the basis. Then there's the fact every cliche is in there followed by ideas stolen from every other film.

Its written and directed by Visual Effects guys and it shows.

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Friday 17th June 2011
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Mr Dave said:
It was like watching an acting class practicing rather than being a good film. Turned it off eventually as it was such a load of balls.
Bit like True Grit...

Pommygranite

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Saturday 22nd December 2012
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Alex Cross. Lasted 8 minutes. Utter ste. Like a cheap tv program I just didnt want to waste more than 8 minutes.


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Thursday 17th January 2013
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irocfan said:
Dick Dastardly said:
Special Forces. Boring FRENCHversion of Tears of the Sun with very unrealistic action. Watched it after some recommendations on here but wish I hadn't. 3/10
there's your problem right there wink
Unrealistic because they didn't surrender?


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Thursday 18th July 2013
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vtgts300kw said:
Zero Dark Thirty.

Utterly terrible, and almost as bad as The Hurt Locker.
Really? Why is it 'utterly terrible'?

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Friday 19th July 2013
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vtgts300kw said:
Pommygranite said:
Really? Why is it 'utterly terrible'?
The acting was useless, and so was the storytelling. The subject matter clearly clouded the judgement of the film critics. " 'Merica, fk yeah. "
I disagree but that's just my point of view but to say utterly terrible is just plain wrong. It may not be a great film in your opinion but utterly terrible should be reserved for films like ''who's your caddy' and ''I know who killed me'.

The cinematography was good, the tension of the raid decent, the effects good, it was a cohesive tale and not all actors were bad etc etc. you need to fail on all accounts to be 'utterly terrible'

I would also state it painted a poor picture of Americe and wasn't all great

As much as we don't like referencing IMDB at 7.5 from 120,000 votes tells me that your view is somewhat marginal and please don't refer to all 120,000 as Americans.

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Monday 26th August 2013
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ZesPak said:
Silver said:
Embarrassingly, I enjoyed the Twilight films (and so did OH). Not because of the love story - which when you look at it is pretty fked up. Edward spies on Bella all the time, even when she's asleep, tells her what to do, who to be friends with, what to wear and tries to control her on pretty much every level.

They were just kind of enjoyable to watch.
Get your coat!

Embarrassingly, I kind of enjoyed the books. However, they did make the vampires and stuff far to "fairy" in the movies. On top of that, the acting often is dire. I've seen the movies and I hated them tbh. I think it was the 2nd/3rd one (can't remember, the one where she's "grieving" for him) when I said to my wife: that's the last one you got me to see. Odly, I still went to see the ones after that for some strange reason.



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Saturday 14th September 2013
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VoziKaoFangio said:
I have just watched The Master.

Oh my. I haven't been so bored since Fulham 0-0 Southampton, 7th April 1978. Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull............

What a load of old excrescence, with a stty cherry on top. Poo to that film, Sir, with knobs on.
Fulham v Southampton 7th April 1978 was a 1-1 draw not 0-0....

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Saturday 21st September 2013
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After Earth - will smith gives his son a job. Its absolutely dire.

His son can't act and he insists on using some retarded accent which is a cross between texan and 'da hood' which is impossible to understand.

The cgi is rubbish.

The script is terrible.

After 30 minutes we gave up and I never give up on films.

Worst film in a long time.

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Thursday 24th October 2013
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CR6ZZ said:
Rise of the Planets of the Apes - Had high expectations, but it all turned a bit silly in the second half. 4/10
What, when the apes took over? Yeah didn't see that coming.... wink

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Sunday 23rd February 2014
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The Counsellor.

Terrible film. Dull, so many pointless long winded conversations and pointless characters.


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Tuesday 29th April 2014
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Cotty said:
Adam B said:
watched two stinkers this weekend, the aforementioned Lone Ranger and Hammer of the Gods(utter tosh apart from some good fight scenes with lots of blood.
Oops I have Loan Ranger to watch. Is it really that bad? Ill give it a go and see how it pans out.
Lone Ranger - its not terrible, its just not good. Its hard to watch, its all over the place, you couldnt care less about the LR himself (Armie Hammer just isnt a leading man) and Depp just plays a pirate in indian getup. We persevered and it took 3 watches of 45 mins each to finish it.

Avoid it - you'll get nothing out of it but boredom and regret.



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Monday 2nd June 2014
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Mercury00 said:
toon10 said:
Don't know if it's been mentioned on this thread but Only God Forgives is possibly the worst movie I've sat through in many a year. Ryan "I'm a bit moody and don't like dialog" Gosling. Self indulgent art house, dreamy Karaoke scenes, virtually no dialog, unbelievable characters who are all so unpleasant you don't care about them. The list of how cruddy this film is goes on and on. Just awful.
Have you seen the film Drive, and if so did you like it? I think I might like Only God Forgives because I like Drive.
I actually quite liked Drive as I understood that it was 'kinda slow' and didnt expect Cannonball Run 2 but Only God Forgives is terrible - dont waste your time. In fact call your Mum up, say hi, how much you love her and spend 2 hours on that instead - trust me on your death bed you'll be thankful you spent 2 hours doing that and not be filled with the regret of Only God Forgives.

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Monday 21st July 2014
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spaximus said:
On the plane flying to the States, I watched "Need for speed" the biggest pile of tosh since "torque". The film had more holes than a sieve, the acting was bad in so many ways.

There was no saving grace at all
I just found it boring. So boring.


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Monday 28th July 2014
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Adam B said:
Believe 1/10

Matt Busby comes back to manage a kids football team, the only interesting thing about it was it was shown on sky at the same time as it's cinema release.

This is because it's so unutterably st that no one would pay to see it

Cheesy predictable crap, even if it is designed for kids
It crashed and burned at the cinema

getmecoat


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Saturday 6th September 2014
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hyperblue said:
Just got back from "Before I Go To Sleep". Pretty slow to get going and I know it's based on a book, but the ending was so frustrating. After she discovers that "Ben" isn't Ben, I wished they'd left it with him deleting the photos and her waking up in the house as usual. To me, that would've been deeply disturbing and a better ending instead of the soppy crap we got.
Don't know the film but thanks for the spoiler!


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Sunday 26th October 2014
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Negative Creep said:
chris watton said:
qube_TA said:
Apollo 13 is one of my favourite films, love it, never liked FG, however surely everyone likes Bachelor Party!
And Splash!
And Mazes & Monsters
And Big


Pommygranite

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Sunday 26th October 2014
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Pommygranite said:
Negative Creep said:
chris watton said:
qube_TA said:
Apollo 13 is one of my favourite films, love it, never liked FG, however surely everyone likes Bachelor Party!
And Splash!
And Mazes & Monsters
And Big
And Money Pit


Pommygranite

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Sunday 26th October 2014
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Pommygranite said:
Pommygranite said:
Negative Creep said:
chris watton said:
qube_TA said:
Apollo 13 is one of my favourite films, love it, never liked FG, however surely everyone likes Bachelor Party!
And Splash!
And Mazes & Monsters
And Big
And Money Pit
And Captain Phillips



Pommygranite

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Sunday 26th October 2014
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Pommygranite said:
Pommygranite said:
Pommygranite said:
Negative Creep said:
chris watton said:
qube_TA said:
Apollo 13 is one of my favourite films, love it, never liked FG, however surely everyone likes Bachelor Party!
And Splash!
And Mazes & Monsters
And Big
And Money Pit
And Captain Phillips
And Green Mile



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