Council tax robbers

[Wheelrepairit]

Well,its that day of the year again, you know, the one where the council tax bill falls through your letterbox and you feel a tear in your eye as you open it.

The robbing thieving lying cheating fking wking tossing council just make the figure up im sure.

Ive now to pay 150 a month, for what, fk all as far as i can see.Reading through the stty paper booklet ive found a few things my hard earned goes on.

RUBBISH COLLECTION--What you mean one pokey little fking bin every two weeks, even then you wont come to me, ive to leave it , handle facing outwards on the edge of my property, then it half misses the bin lorry, plus your truck spews out hydraulic oil all over the rd.

STREET LIGHTS--fk off, the nearest one to me is approx 1/4 mile away, at night i cant even see my cars on my drive its so dark you wkers.

EDUCATION--fk off again, we have no kids, never will, end of.

HIGHWAYS--hold up you wkers, isnt that what my rd tax is for, plus tax/vat on fuel.

POLICE--What police, never see them in the village, the one time in 8 yrs of living here that we did need them, after being broken into, it took the tts 2 days to come out, even then they did nothing.

FIRE SERVICE--Touch wood ive never needed them, but do feel it unfair i pay more than someone in a smaller house, does it cost more to cut me out of my fking car than someone who lives in a 2 bed house.Is my cat more money to get down from a tree just because my house is bigger.

SOCIAL HOUSING--Oh good, im paying for lazy chavvy tossers to live in a nice home, so glad.

PARKS AND OPEN SPACES--Im in a wheelchair, not really my thing thanks, besides i live in a beautiful essex village so why go into a town park.

LITTER PICKING-- Another fking waste of money, our local parish council organise litter picking in the village, by volunteers.As in FREE

So Essex/Braintree fking council, can you please tell me what my 150 a month gets me, cos im bksed if I can see what.

[Wheelrepairit]

Jesus, how much do you boys pay.

That 150 is for a "D" band property.

[Wheelrepairit]

obob said:

Education - So you don't want children, you had an education - who paid for that? Do you really not see the benefit of education being available for everyone?

Police - Hope you never need them in an emergency.

Fire - Hope you don't need them either.

My parents paid for my education, I went to a private school.

Police, yes your right, hope I don't need them in an emergency, seeing as it took them two days to come out for a break in.

Just noticed my council paid "lee valley regional park" the sum of 1.7 million pounds last yr, why the fk do that , it's nowhere nr Braintree/ my house.

[Wheelrepairit]

bigandclever said:

Rather an abrupt question sorry, not sure how to phrase it better, but what council tax discount do you get for that?

What,for being in a wheelchair, nothing.

Reason being I don't have a downstairs shower/bath and I keep wheelchair in garage when not in use, that's not classed as house. But to be honest I would not expect a discount just because I'm disabled .

[Wheelrepairit]

wolves_wanderer said:

Wheelrepairit said:

My parents paid for my education, I went to a private school.

Police, yes your right, hope I don't need them in an emergency, seeing as it took them two days to come out for a break in.

Just noticed my council paid "lee valley regional park" the sum of 1.7 million pounds last yr, why the fk do that , it's nowhere nr Braintree/ my house.

They were ripped off.

I know, they sure were, I'm as thick as st.

Always have been, always will be, but I'm happy and living the dream.

[Wheelrepairit]

Vipers said:

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