NK Leader Kim Is Phat Missing for three Weeks

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Missing from Photo OPs in NK is as serious as when former Soviet leaders were said to have a cold.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/26/world/asia/north-kor...

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Pickled said:

Interviewing contestants for The Great NK Bake-Off his co-presenter is called Melly Belly

Maybe he snapped his spine trying to look at his own dick.

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NK TV reports he is ill. It appears he may have that rich man's disease, gout:

http://news.msn.com/world/north-korean-tv-acknowle...

An excerpt from the link above:

"The wealth and prosperity of our socialism is thanks to the painstaking efforts of our marshal, who keeps lighting the path for the people, like the flicker of a flame, despite suffering discomfort," a voice over for the hour-long documentary said.

Edited by Jimbeaux on Friday 26th September 20:00

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dudleybloke said:

Maybe Dennis Roddman ripped fatty's sheriffs badge to much.

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marshalla said:

BlackLabel said:

Perhaps he is still recovering from the disappointment of a Scottish 'no' vote.

He's busy posting on PH as "fluffnik".

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REALIST123 said:

Let's just hope and pray it's nothing trivial.

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This will make you smile:

http://news.msn.com/world/north-korea-athletes-mis...

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jmorgan said:

In a perfect world, and S Korea supplants that piemiester in the North with a free and fair country, China will not be too happy over that. Don't forget the Chinese authorities do not give a jot about the poor saps suffering. But a free country with ties to the US and west on the door step as it stands?

Solid points.