Time to dump France

[stuart313]

I know there are several other threads about imigrants and what not but this article really pissed me off.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144910/Co...

Surely now is the time to shut the border between England and France, if its not the immigrants causing agro its the French peasants up for a ruck again. And yet all the UK authorities want to do about it is fine its own citizens for alerting the authorities about stowaways.

We need to give both the French and the UK something to think about, start using the other ports to Belgium instead. When we leave the EU we wont be able to trade with France anyway apparently so what's the problem. The communists need another revolution by the look of things.

[stuart313]

jjlynn27 said:

durbster said:

It's the Daily Mail. Of course it pissed you off. Their articles are deliberately written in a way that make cretins feel disgusted and/or angry.

EFA.

Are you calling me a cretin big man?

[stuart313]

eharding said:

durbster said:

stuart313 said:

I know there are several other threads about imigrants and what not but this article really pissed me off.

It's the Daily Mail. Of course it pissed you off. Their articles are deliberately written in a way that makes you feel disgusted and/or angry.

If you're really interested in the story, look at it on some other sources and you almost always find it's probably not as bad as the Mail loves making you think it is.

Quite. The Daily Mail is the tabloid equivalent of catnip - for values of 'cat' which include 'idiot', 'spacktard' and 'kipper'.

Wikipedia on Catnip said:

The common behaviors cats display when they sense the bruised leaves or stems of catnip are: rubbing on the plant, rolling on the ground, pawing at it, licking it, and chewing it. Consuming much of the plant is followed by drooling, sleepiness, anxiety, leaping about and purring. Some growl, meow, scratch or bite at the hand holding it. The main response period after exposure is generally between five and fifteen minutes, after which olfactory fatigue usually sets in.

The behaviour of your average PH Daily Mail outrage addict is pretty much identical when provided with a particularly juicy piece in The Wail.

The truth is, they love it.

Maybe, just maybe its the only paper to tell the truth. Its not as if the others have never bent the truth, aka lied out of their fat fking arses like the news of the world or those communmists at the BBC now is it.

[stuart313]

eharding said:

stuart313 said:

Maybe, just maybe its the only paper to tell the truth.

You're right, however, to take question with jjlynn27's 'cretin' designation.

If that really is your understanding of the Daily Mail, then 'cretin' is a status you can only aspire to, but sadly never attain.

So with your ROFL thing I take it you are saying that coach driver didn't go to France, he didn't have immigrants in his boot, he didn't notify the authorities that they were there and he didn't get any sort of fine. Is all the above not true or is it just one part of it. If you have superior knowledge of the incident that didn't happen the please provide a link for it.

Just because people are prepared to speak the truth doesn't mean they are a cretin just because it upsets the ideology. Just the other year a couple of people spoke out about kiddies getting shagged and got called racists and denounced from society. The only ones to come out of that little episode traumatised were the children. Wake up.

[stuart313]

ATG said:

eharding said:

for values of 'cat' which include 'idiot', 'spacktard' and 'kipper'.

Hah. Spat beer. Well done.

I seriously doubt you're drinking beer on a work night. I myself have had 8 bottles of Budweiser and have decided to take the day of tomorrow because I can. Never mind I'm sure a windowless office will be nice too.