July's Darwin awards has a strong contestant

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Yeah fk those alligators.


"Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water.

"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said. "


http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-a...

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great idea

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Wow. Being stupid hurts.

ianrb said:

Looks like the competition is heating up!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/05/mai...

Edited by Pesty on Sunday 5th July 21:08

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TheD said:

Taken from Bookface

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/welcomehome.asp

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NRS said:

Here you go:

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-di...

http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

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Question. Did he jump in or did he slide in.

Their primitive brains are programmed to react to splashes people entering water slowly don't register.