Trucks to be banned from turning left

[ChemicalChaos]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/lorries-f...

I actually had to double check it wasn't April 1st.... but nope, it appears cyclists need saving from themselves by causing utter mayhem for everyone else.
What a truly bloody stupid idea, I'd love to see them try to implement it in any way shape or form in practice.
Here's a radical idea - don't cycle up the inside of vehicles that are clearly indicating left - it's not rocket science and it's worked for me for 23 years...