Deutsche Bank - They think its all over.....

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Chairman comes out saying "we are rock solid"," nothing to see here!"

Looking at the charts this is tracking the same way Lehman went. Are we in for 2008 Mk2 with bells on....

http://www.wsj.com/articles/deutsche-bank-shares-d...

When a chairman comes out saying "Its all good" it seems that means its all over and we are in the final stages of stuffing our lifeboats full of £££.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/15/deutsche-bank-a-tic...

75 trillion in derivatives, what could possibly go wrong!

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Zod said:

Your profile says you are an analyst. An equity or credit research analyst? If not, how much do you understand of what you posted?

A question with a question - interesting!

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Zod said:

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Zod said:

Your profile says you are an analyst. An equity or credit research analyst? If not, how much do you understand of what you posted?

A question with a question - interesting!

Two questions actually. The answers appear to be neither and very little.

Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

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AyBee said:

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Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

Zod asked a pretty reasonable question IMO, I'm not sure why you've taken such a hostile approach to responding. It's perfectly reasonable to ask whether the OP actually understands the implications of what they're posting, or whether they're just forwarding on some sentences which sound scary...

When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

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sidicks said:

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When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

So why did you bother to quote the $75 trillion derivative exposure if you know it is a meaningless figure?

Can We assume that 'analyst' in your profile refers to some kind of IT business analyst-type role, rather than investment analyst?

Edited by sidicks on Tuesday 27th September 14:24

Ahh dear god, cant you even see what your doing!!

No not IT either, but so what if it was? Theres literally no need to try any more backhanded compliments. Keyboard warriors you may or may not be but its just a discussion around a number of articles, nothing more, nothing less. Please stop trying to willy wave and make it into something its not.

Take a look at yourself and sort out your attitude before you make PH a worse place to be for everyone.

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AyBee said:

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AyBee said:

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Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

Zod asked a pretty reasonable question IMO, I'm not sure why you've taken such a hostile approach to responding. It's perfectly reasonable to ask whether the OP actually understands the implications of what they're posting, or whether they're just forwarding on some sentences which sound scary...

When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

And yet you still quoted the 75 trillion figure, the kind of thing a journo at the Daily Mail would do, not someone with 25+ years of experience...

So are you now saying I dont have 25+ years of experience!!!! I would suggest mums.net would be a better for you. You could bh and whine all day to your hearts content.

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Zod said:

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AyBee said:

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Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

Zod asked a pretty reasonable question IMO, I'm not sure why you've taken such a hostile approach to responding. It's perfectly reasonable to ask whether the OP actually understands the implications of what they're posting, or whether they're just forwarding on some sentences which sound scary...

When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

Sorry, are you saying you work at the Bank of England/PRA or the FCA?

ehh, didnt say that either. Seriously man, get yourself checked out medically. Somethings not right.

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Zod said:

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Zod said:

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AyBee said:

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Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

Zod asked a pretty reasonable question IMO, I'm not sure why you've taken such a hostile approach to responding. It's perfectly reasonable to ask whether the OP actually understands the implications of what they're posting, or whether they're just forwarding on some sentences which sound scary...

When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

Sorry, are you saying you work at the Bank of England/PRA or the FCA?

ehh, didnt say that either. Seriously man, get yourself checked out medically. Somethings not right.

"as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks". Oh, you must be at the Treasury then. Sorry. My mistake.

So you now want me to post where I work!!!!??

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Zod said:

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Zod said:

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Zod said:

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AyBee said:

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Pleased to meet to too Zod. You appear to either got out of bed the wrong side today or are a complete and utter cock. Judging by your posting, I can only assume the latter.

Unless your the chairman of DB, why the need to behave like an utter bell-end? Im guessing small guy with a keyboard syndrome?

Zod asked a pretty reasonable question IMO, I'm not sure why you've taken such a hostile approach to responding. It's perfectly reasonable to ask whether the OP actually understands the implications of what they're posting, or whether they're just forwarding on some sentences which sound scary...

When I joined PH it was a fairly chilled out place to be, with a bit of banter and some nice likeminded people. It seems now that rather that have a chat there are quite a few idiots that for some strange reason try one upmanship by just being a rude cock.

Do I know what Im talking about? I like to think so as I have worked in finance for all my career, which is 25+ years and as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks. So as I say, I like to think I have a bit of background, not that it needs to be called into question when discussing a news article.

Shame PH has ended up this way...

Sorry, are you saying you work at the Bank of England/PRA or the FCA?

ehh, didnt say that either. Seriously man, get yourself checked out medically. Somethings not right.

"as a direct result of the 2008 crash am working on the separation of UK Retail and Investment banks". Oh, you must be at the Treasury then. Sorry. My mistake.

So you now want me to post where I work!!!!??

No, just to understand your claim.

Still lost me - what claim? I posted a news article nothing else. Seriously this is nuts on an industrial scale. Im out.