Whatever you do, don't mention Brexit

[brrapp]

I'm fed up with people managing to bring an argument about the 'B' word into almost every thread on here so I'm setting a challenge. Try to say something interesting on this thread without mentioning the referendum, Europe or that stupid word. I'll buy a virtual pint for everyone who posts on the first page if we get to a full page without any further mention of it. I very much doubt whether we'll manage it.