Kids climbing trees

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Didn't know where to put this mods.

We have a back garden that isnt overlooked. We have tall fences with lots of ivy etc. Its been great having privacy.

the last couple of years some of the neighbour children have taken to climbing the tall trees behind our garden and we've lost our privacy, they are also very noisy.

I don't want to be a killjoy and definitely don't want to stop them climbing tree's.

How do I handle this?

My misses doesn't want to sunbathe now and they really are annoying.
Jesus, I sound like an old man.

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No, its not on my land. The land doesn't belong to anyone, when the estate was built the trees were planted to give privacy between the houses behind ours and ourselves.

They have really started to grow tall the past few years.

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One of the boys was trying to pee on his friends from the tree earlier

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I shouted at the phantom pee'er and they disappeared for a while, I can hear them coming closer again now.

I have a few BB guns but think that may involve the law. The misses was about to get one out I stopped her.

I'm not sure who the kids parents are as they all look the same.

I'll try shouting at them first then phase 2 will progress to small stones.

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They're back.

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otolith said:

Buy a camera with a long telephoto lens, and start pretending to photograph them while leering and vigorously rummaging in your trouser pocket.

Thats what i'm looking for.

Just had another idea. Could strategically place some medical needles around the area and used condoms.

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One of the dads entered the wood yesterday evening with a ladder and rope.
He's erected a rope swing. I can see this turning into their personal play park.

Thinking about hanging some ropes from the trees of my own with nooses.