Moles. The non facial kind

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Sexual Chocolate

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Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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As if my lawn isn't bad enough it now has moles. Its not the odd mole hill I mind its the tunneling which seems to be rather shallow and you kind of fall in it when you walk over it. Any ideas how to get rid of the little sods? The dogs are useless at tunneling, I can't just walk around the garden with a shot gun blasting randomly at it and C4 seems quite hard to get these days.

Sexual Chocolate

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1,583 posts

145 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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YankeePorker said:
My infallible mole trap does the trick but isn't sold in the UK. Next time that you're in France on holiday go to a DIY store or a garden centre and buy "Le détaupeur" plus a few extra explosive charges. It's an electronic device triggered by the mole that is connected to a very powerful little plastic banger that you put in the tunnel, works every time. Poor little devils don't stand a chance.........
I could recreate the movie Caddy Shack in my garden. As much as I would love to do that I suspect the neighbors, the misses and the RSPCA would give me grief.