Where are all the pigs?

[Huntsman]

I freakin love bacon! And gammon, ham, pork, liver, pork scratchings, in fact, all pig based food stuffs.

I must eat at least 10 large pigs a year.

So where are they? I trundle around Hampshire and the Isle of Wight and never see one. I've just done a 2500 mile euro road trip and not seen a single sausage...I mean pig.

Do they live indoors? Under ground? There must be millions of em somewhere?

[Huntsman]

I reckon they must run and hide when they see me coming.

[Huntsman]

Imagine my surprise while passing Nutborne in Sussex yesterday to find a field full of walking talking bacons!