Funniest/oddest/stupidest thing your dog/cat has done?

Funniest/oddest/stupidest thing your dog/cat has done?

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LordHaveMurci

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169 months

Wednesday 24th September 2014
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As per the title really, must be some great stories out there to share.

My working cocker tried following me down a vertical ladder onto a beach, made it two rungs then dropped about 10ft onto his chin - ouch!

OH's Westie went through the cat flap after the cat & ended up walking around with half the cat flap around his neck like a harness.

The budgie landed in my OH's cappucino, quickly renamed to flapuccino!

Over to you guys...

LordHaveMurci

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Wednesday 24th September 2014
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airweaz said:
Tango is continually having a funny 5 mins.

The other night I heard a strange noise and found him rolling golf balls along my putting matt.
He often climbs in the shower only to remember he isnt a fan of wet feet.
He will come and watch you on the toilet. Push the door open and sit and watch you no2.
We has a taste for luke warm coffee.
If your in bed and there is an opening he will crawl in and check whats in there. He has nipped my feet before.
I always end up with at least 1 animal, often three when I take a dump!

LordHaveMurci

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Thursday 25th September 2014
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Jasandjules said:
One of our dogs gets so excited at meal time he does laps of the island in the kitchen before heading out to the utility.
My OH's Westie dances on his back legs with his front paws going crazy when you're preparing his dinner - God knows how he does it but it's still hilarious 6yrs on?!

LordHaveMurci

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Friday 26th September 2014
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IanCress said:
Twice my dog has been walking along a canal wall, and fallen in. Doesn't fill me with confidence for when we're walking along cliff tops.
Can't take my spaniel on the cliff paths, scares the bejeezus out of me as he goes right over the edge sniffing out bunnies etc eek

LordHaveMurci

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Monday 29th September 2014
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This thread has lived up to my expectations - some corkers here - keep 'em coming folks thumbup

We have just adopted another cat from the Cats Protection, a long haired tabby boy so I'm sure I'll have lots more stories to share in the coming weeks!

LordHaveMurci

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Monday 29th September 2014
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airweaz said:
Woke up this morning to find tango drapped over my stomach.

Front legs one side legs the other like a cat rug on me.

He was also limp and meant I couldnt move him easily. I had to lift him plus duvet in order to get out of bed.
About 20yrs ago I had two spaniels, a springer and a sprocker. They would lay either side of me on the duvet, I'd wake in the night as I couldn't move and had to bend my knees and kick the duvet up to roll them off me!

LordHaveMurci

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Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Adz The Rat said:
What the hell are you eating?? wink
laugh

LordHaveMurci

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Thursday 30th October 2014
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moorx said:
That reminded me - I had a staffy x who absolutely hated the rain. Once, it was raining particularly heavily, and he needed a pee, so I opened the back door for him. He took one look outside, turned sideways and cocked his leg out the door, so he stayed dry rolleyeslaugh Had to admire his intelligence/cheek!
rofl

When my OH's Westie goes to the groomers he cocks his leg & pee's out of the cage - the groomer is not his biggest fan! Still, he absolutely hates being messed with so the Vets is a nightmare, he now has to take a sedative prior to going after he shat all over a Vet nurse!
Last time my OH begged me to take him figuring he would be calmer, I came out with blood pouring from all the scratches on my arms from his sharp little claws.