Foolproof chickens

[EggsBenedict]

Was wondering if a breed of chicken/hen meets the following criteria:

Lays eggs alot
Doesn't have fluffy feet
Is disease hardy
Looks pretty-ish
Is friendly
Suitable for beginners

[EggsBenedict]

THanks for the all the replies. We just moved so BT decided the best way to help with the stress of that was to not bother processing our request, so no broadband for last 2.5 weeks, hence the delay.

The 'no fluffy feet' is about the cloggage factor and also I've read that these are more prone to mites. I also think they look a bit odd, but that's maybe something I'd get used to.

Lots of food for thought above though - thanks again!