My dog just ate the soap

[bernhund]

As it says. He's gone into the bathroom and picked a bar of Dove off the bath. Scoffed the whole bar. He has since had his breakfast and I've got to go to work. God only knows what mess I might come home to.
Is this a danger to him or is it likely to end up as a frothy mess (from either or both ends) in the kitchen when I get home tonight?

[bernhund]

So far all your answers are pretty much what I had expected...including the humour! I'll let you know what I come home to.

[bernhund]

Turn7 is right, the beastie is a Bully. And you will all be disappointed to learn that on my return tonight, there was nothing nasty to greet me at all! However, I did come home to this...Maybe he'd already swept it up?