Jamaica on the cheap

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Condi

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Saturday 28th March 2015
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So, with return flights for £350 it seemed silly not to. Now Ive got to work out the rest of it - anyone been there and done it? Will be staying in hostels, not doing a lot! Going mainly for the music, culture, museums, a bit of snorkeling and diving, but generally just to relax for a week. Booked for the middle of May if that makes a difference.

Condi

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Monday 30th March 2015
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Hummm, not a great set of reviews then! A little disappointing, but Im quite used to travelling by myself. I would like to see the country a bit, hotel resorts dont interest me.

So, aside from it being crap, has anyone got anywhere nice to visit on the island? Bob Marley museum is on the list, as is going to the mountain, but the rest of it is pretty open to ideas at the moment. Would like to do some snorkeling on a reef or 2, possibly a bit of diving. Wouldnt mind checking out some of the clubs/reggae bars.

Any suggestions?

Condi

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Monday 6th April 2015
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jmsgld said:
I'll let you know in a few weeks!
Please do!

Im pretty used to being by myself with backpack, so beggers dont bother me, but I do want to be able to explore without being stabbed!

Thanks for all the advice in the thread, will take what I can from it and see how we get on. Lack of hostels isnt a good sign though. Generally how you learn about places is in hostels from other people who have done it!

Condi

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Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Timely reminder, and nice review....

Tbh Im massively unsure about it. I dont normally do beach holidays, and especially not by myself. Had I someone else to go with, or had I found a few hostels to stay in I would have been happy, but being in a new country, by myself with nothing 'to do' per say is un-nerving. Buying a house last year with heaps of work which needs doing is a very nice excuse not to go and spend money which could be spent on something more useful!

Condi

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Thursday 7th May 2015
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Okay, well I have decided to somewhat man up and go for it.

Itinerary is to fly into MoBay then route taxi to Ocho Rios, 1 night there and then 2 nights in Port Antonio. Turn around, 1 night in Boscobel (next to Ocho) and then 2 nights in Negril, before a final stop in MoBay before flight home. Should give me a bit of a flavour of the island, though typing it out makes me think im being too ambitious and are going to spend more time traveling than sat on a beach. But better than being bored I guess.

Bring on the sunshine...

Condi

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Tuesday 19th May 2015
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Right, Im back, and importantly, alive!

And my god what a place. I landed in Motago Bay (Mobay) which is where most flights land, immigration was a bit slow to say the least but its always like that apparently. From there I went to Port Antonio (Porto), then headed back across the island to Ocho Rios (Ochi) and finally to Negril.

Jamaican public transport takes a bit of getting used to, there are route taxis (cars which do a set route, you just hop on, hop off) and mini-buses which do basically the same thing with more people on. The driver's have one aim, which is to get you to your destination as quickly as possible, without worrying too much about other traffic, animals, curves in the road or anything that insignificant - the only things they do slow down for is to drop/pick someone up, or potholes. At either time the brakes are slammed on, and then the accelerator is rammed into the floor to get going again. Most towns have a transport centre, which has maybe 100 or so route taxis and busses all going in different directions. Navigating through that can be a challenge, but all the taxi drivers were great to me, and pointed me in the right direction.

So, first stop Porto. Used to be a major export port back in the 1850's through to 1930's. Ian Flemming wrote James Bond just round the coast, but in recent years the tourist money has gone West, leaving Porto fairly untouched by the tourists. The area around the town is one of the most beautiful and unspoilt landscapes Ive ever seen - glistening white sand beaches, waterfalls through tropical rainforrest, fantastic local fruit from the trees. The people are nice, in some places I got a double take as white people dont often go there, aside from a few who berth at the marina.

Moving back across the island, Ochi is a tourist town, which relys on the cruise ships to bring tourists in, and then the hustlers, souvenir shops, and very commercial (and very poor) attractions to fleece them for as much money as possible. The hustlers are good, and quite persistent in places, and I ended up buying, by accident, a tour round the market, a bag of jerk spice, and a few buds of ganga - paying far too much in the process! However, by night the hustlers disappear and the locals come out, in typical Jamaican style. Food carts appear everywhere, sound systems are wheeled out, and the locals come down to relax after a day at work. A totally different vibe and not what I was expecting after the day of being jostled, hustled and treated like a money pit.

Finally I hit Negril, famous for its 4 miles of golden sand. Its known as the party capital on the island, certainly so for tourists. Again, a bit commerical, but not like Ochi as you dont get cruise ships in Negril, so people are likely to be around for a few days. Some good clubs and bars, include Ricks Cafe, regulary rated as 1 of the top 100 bars in the world. The sunsets from here are legendary, and I would recommend you check it out. Here I ended up at a concert which went on til 4am, and then somehow ended up being the only white guy in Negril's strip club til 5! The town itself is a bit rough and ready, and there are more hustlers here than anywhere else. You soon learn to deal with them though, and after a while they dont bother you.

I must admit, I totally fell in love with the island. Its incredibly poor, and all the hustlers or street vendors are trying to do is earn enough to eat that day. Dont blame them for what they do, and dont think its only tourists who are offered things to buy. Locals have people coming up to them every day offering 'juice and water, juice and water' or 'nuts, nuts, nuts'. These people have nothing, and selling a few bottles of water at 60p a piece does mean a lot to them. Once you get past the rough edges, the people are generally fantastic. No taxi driver ripped me off, and everyone I asked for information was helpful and kind. There are areas of towns where you wouldnt want to go, but as a tourist you wont want to go there anyway, and the rest of the island is pretty safe as long as your sensible - get an official taxi, dont walk away from the main streets at night, dont flash your mobile phone, etc etc.

The lasting impression I want to give, is a summed up by a conversation I had with a taxi driver. I told him about the mixed reviews I had read (in this thread and elsewhere), and he said the media had written unfair headlines, and he wished more people would give it a try, and see beyond the Daily Mail-esq stories. Its a bit like judging the UK by the reputation of Moss-Side in Manchester, hardly representative of the North York Moors, is it?! The cruise ships also dont help, as people only see the bad sides to the island, and dont get to stay long enough to see past this to what lies beyond. For those who are brave enough, and willing enough to look around, you will find a beautiful tropical island, with fantastic people, and lovely cheap food. Yes, its rough around the edges, but that conceals a heart of gold, beating to a tune of Reggae music and Dancehall beats.

So, Peace, One Love, Respect - Jamaica, you were fantastic.

Condi

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Thursday 21st May 2015
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Just a few nice ones....













Edited by Condi on Thursday 21st May 00:06