Why did she do this to me?

[911motorsport]

Saturday night in the pub having a few beers with some mates. I don't recall how but I got chatting with a very attractive lady, in her late thirties I'd guess.

She got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.

She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.

Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!

Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.

What was that all about!?? Why??

[911motorsport]

Jasandjules said:

OP, suspect they had a row and she was using you to prove a point. Sad, but there we go.

Is pretty much what I think. I hate being used like some sort of a trophy.

Edited by 911motorsport on Monday 9th May 15:06

[911motorsport]

Garlick said:

I can't help but feel that we are all being used by the OP.

I doubt any of this is serious.

All events stated herein are factual and, to the best of my knowledge, accurate (including my thick neck).

[911motorsport]

Lost soul said:

750turbo said:

Life Saab Itch said:

spurs-442 said:

Didn't the OP piss in a kettle?

Yes, yes he did.

<Cough>

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

No need to thank me

I call bull st on both threads , no one comes home pissed and takes a piss in their own kettle

If you are that drunk you just would not do it the op i full of st

Say what you see

[911motorsport]

I've shaken off a lot of weight since that picture. And replaced it with muscle. I squat twice a week.

[911motorsport]

Things seem to have wandered off course a tad. For the purposes of good character and clarity; the events of Saturday night happened exactly as I have described them.

[911motorsport]

IainT said:

911motorsport said:

Garlick said:

I can't help but feel that we are all being used by the OP.

I doubt any of this is serious.

All events stated herein are factual and, to the best of my knowledge, accurate (including my thick neck).

When you ran this interesting turn of event past your wife to get her take on it what was her response?

I haven't told her as I don't want her being upset. She is aware that I get a lot of attention and is very good about it, but this would come accross wrong.

[911motorsport]

IainT said:

AndrewW-G said:

911motorsport said:

I haven't told her as I don't want her being upset. She is aware that I get a lot of attention and is very good about it, but this would come accross wrong.

I'm going to guess that the OP's done something stupid, like left his office PC unlocked . . .

I hope not - it's not nice to suffer strife just for the off-chance of a slight mishap.

911 - do you not hink that your reticence in sharing this with your wife indicates that maybe you shouldn't have let the situation get anywhere near a snog stage?

I'd expect my wife to go ballistic if some tart had her hands all over me!

She was very wiley and I was 3 sheets to the wind. I was politely brushing her off but as some of the guys at judo have said, I don't know my own strength. I was being careful not to hurt her.

[911motorsport]

Scott330ci said:

911motorsport said:

I am very powerfully built

I really shouldn't be, but I'm crying with laughter at that myself

[911motorsport]

Lauren87 said:

Pissing in the kettle....and letting a randomer grope you....your wifes a v. lucky lady, you sound like a right catch :s

Blimey. they're all coming on to me now. I'll be beating them off with a wooden stick at this rate

Edited by 911motorsport on Monday 9th May 19:56

[911motorsport]

Cock Womble 7 said:

King Herald said:

You have to ask this??

Isn't it blatantly obvious she is playing head games and making him jealous, for whatever personal reasons they have going. It is not like she forgot he was there, or forgot she was married, so none of this was 'accidental'.

Get out of here with your sensible answers - take the piss out of the OP like everyone else.

[911motorsport]

Diabolik said:

So you have a wife and kid(s?) but because she was hot and you were drunk you let her get 'touchy feely' and manage to kiss you.....

I know. I'm disgusted with myself but she thrust herself at me. In this kind of situation I have to be very careful as to how I react as I am like a colied panther ready to ponce.

[911motorsport]

Powerfully built Obvious troll is obvious, if you don't mind

Edited by 911motorsport on Tuesday 10th May 10:04

[911motorsport]

Speed_Demon said:

[911motorsport]

MX5guy said:

HarveyM said:

911motorsport said:

...ready to ponce.

Typo, furthering the wind-up or Freudian slip?

Deliberate continuation.

I did laugh at some of his other threads in the past, but now it's obvious he deliberately "accidently" posting threads with this kind of thing every so often, so I suspect not much (if any) is real,

All I did there was recycle a genuine error I once made in a thread many moons ago. It was meant to come across as an 'in' joke. The events of the night in question are exactly as I have described them. I played no part in that brief frisson, and take some measure of pride in the fact that I made it very clear I was married. Would you have done the same in a similar situation, where a very attractive woman (who you assumed was on her own) was coming on to you and was wildly attracted to you?

With great power comes responsibility, and I had no intention of leading her, myself (or any fellow PHers) up the garden path.














the beer garden was shut

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[911motorsport]

GALLARDOGUY said:

911motorsport said:

Stuff

Thread title: Why did she do this to me?

More pertinent question: Why are you doing this to us?

Refund?

[911motorsport]

[911motorsport]

SplatSpeed said:

dis this bean you are a pygmy, but powerfully built

Nod, id dos nod bean dat

[911motorsport]

AJS- said:

She wants you 911m

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DqwRKqyMk

And do you know what, despite it being sinita I would still have said I was married, 'cause that's how I roll.