Strange things you've procured on a night out.

[Council Baby]

Last night I went home with a pair of DD boob implants I blagged outside the pub.

What unusual items have you gone home with (items not ugly women FFS) ?

Here they are on the bar, whilst I had a few more drinks

[Council Baby]

Cotty said:

Were they not attached to a young lady?

Not this time mate

[Council Baby]

Ok, I saw a mate waiting to be picked up by his wife, got chatting, she turned up, we had the 'hey, what you up to these days?' conversation. Turned out she's a sales rep for boob implants post PIP scandal.

I have a broken arm so suggested that some perfectly hand sized implants would be therapeutic and comforting for physio purposes when the pins are removed next week. She agreed, we tested various sizes for grip, and the rest is history

LSI - no bother, the H cups are fking ridiculous!

[Council Baby]

this seems to have turned into a 'things wot I has nicked when pissed' thread.

Bunch of dodgy fkers

[Council Baby]

Life Saab Itch said:

E-cup, please Bob.

Will make a call for you shortly and see what can be organised

[Council Baby]

Vieste said:

A 15ft boat.

More info needed.

[Council Baby]

markmullen said:

A 6' x 4' advertising board for an East German political party which amusingly read fk in huge letters. Stuck it in the rear window of our shooting team tour bus at the end of a closing ceremony much to the appreciation of the English speaking teams present. The Team Manager was less appreciative and I got a massive bking for letting my country down. Oops.

Awesome Mark, please tell me you still have it?

[Council Baby]

I procured a black frilly g-string last night, just found it in my pocket. Doesn't smell great to be fair. Now I'm wondering why the first thing i did was sniff it... like I'd be able to identify the owner or something

I'm building up a reasonable memorabilia collection this week though