I did something childish today.
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slopes said:
Lady Slopes has THE cat from hell, this thing hates everybody.
It regularly scratches me when i walk past it, so i finally decided to get some revenge on the hateful thing.
I'm so childish that as i walked past it, i farted in it's face.
I do that to my lab,bless her she takes it like a good 'un.It regularly scratches me when i walk past it, so i finally decided to get some revenge on the hateful thing.
I'm so childish that as i walked past it, i farted in it's face.
My mum had a corgi who I chased around to fart in his face...he hated it.
On the subject of phone calls, I had one from a double glazing firm yesterday, I don't normaly answer these calls and leave them for the answer machine.
As I was waiting for a call from a job I am hope to get ,I answered it.
"Hello is Mr Vag there?"
"Yes speaking, what can I do for you, it's you ten pence".
"We are in your area and you have inquired about our double glazing".
At this point I shouted at the top of my voice. "Thomas get down from that tree and put you trousers back on".
Long silence...."oh I see your busy I'll call you back later".
Heard nothing as yet.
Now planning my next spiel.
As I was waiting for a call from a job I am hope to get ,I answered it.
"Hello is Mr Vag there?"
"Yes speaking, what can I do for you, it's you ten pence".
"We are in your area and you have inquired about our double glazing".
At this point I shouted at the top of my voice. "Thomas get down from that tree and put you trousers back on".
Long silence...."oh I see your busy I'll call you back later".
Heard nothing as yet.
Now planning my next spiel.
doogz said:
Vaggingquick said:
Like this, will this work on android?
Presumably, if the Sky Go app is available? You need to be in reach of your Wifi @ home, so I can't mess with it from work 
Just been to the local supermarket to take back a stinking chorizo that I had sliced last night to use in the meal I'd prepared.
I went to the customer services and produced the sliced sausage to the young girl.
She asked me to hang on while she got the supervisor, so she left me to my evil ways.
I placed 4 slices under the paperwork that was on the the desk, hoping that no one spootted me on their cctv.
Anyways I got my £2 back.
And yes I have nothing else to do with my time.
I went to the customer services and produced the sliced sausage to the young girl.
She asked me to hang on while she got the supervisor, so she left me to my evil ways.
I placed 4 slices under the paperwork that was on the the desk, hoping that no one spootted me on their cctv.
Anyways I got my £2 back.
And yes I have nothing else to do with my time.
Grenoble said:
slomax said:
Ahhh... that one...Something I did in my yuff, in my mini (proper one) was te reaim the windscreen wash towards the pavement and squirt people that are walking down the street.
Well I thought it was funny at the time.
Another one was, when it rained the ladies had their brollies up and walk behind them ,then clout the brollie and go "ouch" holding your eye. They are so sorry.
Well I thought it was funny at the time.
Another one was, when it rained the ladies had their brollies up and walk behind them ,then clout the brollie and go "ouch" holding your eye. They are so sorry.
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