What chav stereotypes apply to you?

[Papa Hotel]

I've got a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, my middle name is Darren, I wear a name badge to work, I have an old fridge in my back garden, I often wear a hoodie and 99% of the time a pair of trainers. There are two cans of Tennents in my fridge (the one in the kitchen), I shave my head and have tattoos.

I isn't a chav, innit.

[Papa Hotel]

Captain Muppet said:

I married a stripper

Winner.

[Papa Hotel]

Captain Muppet said:

A winner would have kept his house in the divorce...

[Papa Hotel]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I live in Govan.

I'm terribly posh though. I could be the Laird of Govan.

Posh for Govan...

Have you finished your job yet?

[Papa Hotel]

IT1GTR said:

.Occasionally refer to police as "Gavvas" when I spot them (when with friends)

I'm sure I'd find out with a simple internet search, but what's the etymology of that word?

[Papa Hotel]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

End of July officially, boss.

I've asked to leave at the end of June; just waiting to hear back.

Ah, ok, I was going to suggest a Duke's Pass run or similar, I have a whole day free tomorrow.

[Papa Hotel]

FLGirl said:

To cancel this out, I don't own a TV!

Sorry petal, selling your Brighthouse TV for smack cancels nothing out.

[Papa Hotel]

SlimRick said:

I sometimes wear a hoodie....well, actually it's a knitted cardigan with a hood but I still want to play this game.

Oh, you're well in the game my friend. A white Vauxhall and a stickered E36 with bonnet pins throw you firmly into this ring.

[Papa Hotel]

What's with all the insecure posters listing why you aren't chavs?

Embrace your inner ned, love your underlying scally, make friends with your hidden spide.

[Papa Hotel]

J4CKO said:

I quite like Stella
Middle name is Darren

You were the inspiration for this thread. There's more, spill it.

[Papa Hotel]

KM666 said:

Does that mean I am the king of the chavs?

No, chavs don't have kings, they have a Kyle.