Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Papa Hotel]

I've lost the iPad and my Nokia Lumia is broken so I have to surf the internet on the TV. This means I can't watch TV. fk my life.

[Papa Hotel]

Phunk said:

My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs

Honestly, there's no excuse for that in this day and age. My stupid 3 series doesn't have cupholders either. I feel your pain bro.

[Papa Hotel]

Urban Sports said:

My 50" plasma TV broke a few weeks back, haven't had chance to replace it yet as I've been sunning myself on the costa so I'll have to make do with a poverty spec 32" instead until I get sorted

My 37 inch broke a couple of months ago, on a Saturday morning. It was probably about 1 pm by the time I got home with a new 42 inch. A morning wasted.

[Papa Hotel]

I Am Milk said:

My Maybach doesn't have a divide between me and my driver, so I won't be able to masturbate to this picture until I get home.

There's a lot of Walter Mitty-ing going on here, we're looking for real problems.

[Papa Hotel]

marmitemania said:

Come on Papa H, have you had a sense of humor bypass?

Given that the premise of the thread was a bit of a piss-take, have you?

[Papa Hotel]

airbrakes said:

Whereabouts in the UK are you?
I do property maintenance which includes top notch groundskeeping, and I'm based in south Cheshire. Oh, and my fees are reasonable

Erm...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Papa Hotel]

addz86 said:

Everytime I open a pack of tablets I always get the end that has the instructions wrapped round them! Every damn time.

Don't even get me started on USB ports. Should be a 50/50 thing; 85% chance of getting it wrong. It's enough to make we want to live in 1980s Ethiopia.

[Papa Hotel]

A.J.M said:

I only have Budweiser in the house. It is a foul beer.

I feel like giving up on life.

I have a can of Tennents you can have.

[Papa Hotel]

SystemParanoia said:

Fixed that for you.. you boozer

I don't drink, that's why it's still there and I'm offering it out. You can have it if you want.

[Papa Hotel]

patmahe said:

The central locking no longer works in my daily driver so I now have to open the door with a key like a caveman times are hard.

That's a Third World problem. Begone, pauper.

[Papa Hotel]

squareflops said:

just bought a second set of alloys for the Celica; OZ Chronos to compliment the Roulettes.

Can't get them home from Nottingham without using a bloody courier

Sorry pal, ownership of a 24 year old Toyota makes this another Third World problem.

When are the paupers going to stop coming in here??

[Papa Hotel]

I hate when I make a thread and some people just don't get it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyhfiCO_XQ

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DannyScene said:

went over to costa this morning only to be told I had to wait a few minutes for my bacon sandwich, by the time I had been served a fat woman had come in and taken the last can of coke so now I'm having diet

Could this morning be any worse?

Jonnny said:

Went to see the One Diretion film last night..

I think Johnny wins.

[Papa Hotel]

airbrakes said:

Spotted a very lovely La Martina polo shirt with Maserati sponsorship logos on it in a shop today - very PH. But I simply cannot buy it, because it has a large piece of embroidery on the front that reads "Tradicion de polo Argentino" along with a small Argie flag. As a staunch supporter of the Falkands I refuse to wear or be associated with anything advertising that country and its godawful sabre-rattling turkey-faced loony warmongering witch of a leader.

Sorry, this isn't the "Rubbish reasons why I hate Johnny Foreigner and why I'm cutting off my nose to spite my face" thread.

[Papa Hotel]

anonymous said:

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I don't give a monkey's about Matt, but if he keeps popping up with utter bks like that, he's going to get called on it.

[Papa Hotel]

swerni said:

Sat in bar outside the Grand hotel in Sofia, it's 30 degrees, do I go for still or spalling ?

Still. Spalling is horrid, I don't know why anyone thinks grit quenches thirst.

[Papa Hotel]

Dick Dastardly said:

The reversing sensors in my Aston Martin beep so quietly, I have to turn off my music in order to hear them. It is so inconvenient.

Plus, I am in the Grenadines this week and was looking forward to eating Lobster, but Lobster season starts in October, not September. fking atrocity.

I am disgusted with how my life has turned out.

2009, my wife and I were in Sardinia, we took a drive out to Sant' Antioco and a ferry to Carloforte where I had it on good authority that one of the restaurants there served the finest tuna steaks in the world.

It was closed, I had to make do with the second finest tuna steak in the world.

fk my life.

[Papa Hotel]

Despite only owning two cars right now, a sensible BMW estate for the family and a classic Ford Escort, my wife won't let me buy a Nissan 350Z for those times when I want to get around the Scottish highlands quickly.

What man can make do with only two cars? It's like I'm living in bloody India.

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mikial said:

Henry the eighth solved the problem with reluctant wives , maybe a tad draconian circa 2013 but nevertheless a chap should have carte blanche when it comes to massive decisions affecting his very existence , may I suggest you pack memsaab off to a foreign destination with a lady companion for a while , purchase the vehicle of your desire in her absence and face the consequences on her return , maybe she won't notice ?

She has agreed to raise my monthly allowance by one hundred British Pounds, if I can purchase and run a third car on that I can do so. It's a start, I'll get it battered up by a further hundred before October.

[Papa Hotel]

3000GT ANT said:

The power button on the tv remote doesn't work so i have to get out of bed eveynight to turn it off

This thread is dead to me.

Who keeps leaving the door open and letting the paupers in?