Hammered sausages.

[gtidriver]

Thought I'd try this today. A few in a plot of land beside my garage and a few in an old flower bed at the end of my drive. 1st there a pain to hammer in the ground.
2nd none snapped.3rd the wife caught me and asked wft I was doing. I'll report back in a few days with my findings. If it's any good then I've got a victim lined up, that would not like to have a wrecked lawn.

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The freezers where empty of quite a lot of frozen meat at my local Tescos,it was these or some poncy skinny sausages. Fresh one wouldn't have hammered into the ground and i wasn't going to use the cumberlands I've got in the home freezer.

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I told her i was doing an experiment, for my"internet friends"

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Way to much free time...

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As this is the new nuke from orbit,oxo tower etc etc saying I'm suprised no one hasn't done it yet already, wheres mobsta,id have thought he would have by now.

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Perdu your safe, your too far away.

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With that hammer id smash them right through the blocks. Plus your still too far away.

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 21st November 23:50

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 21st November 23:51

[gtidriver]

Well it won't be moggies as all the cats on our estate are indoor cats. I'm going for rats or foxes.

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We have results.

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Would it help if i bored a hole with a drill and put a few bangers in.

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Once the rain stops ill get the drill out.

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The hole the drill is in has one banger the next one has two and the next one has three.

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Hey this is just an experiment, I'm not here to feed the local wildlife population.

[gtidriver]

I drilled another hole at a slant, that has 2bangers in it. So that's 8 in total. How long till there eaten then?

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Its chucking it down now, but later ill drill out the communal grass verge. Need more sausages and i might try chicken breast as well.

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Battery is on charge, in about 20 minutes drilling of communal grass verge will commence. Ill sprinkle some cat biscuits as well.

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yuuuup.

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Drill is charged, just finishing my snack then I'm out to drill.