Stop saying "Demond" !!!

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As above, thank you

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mnkiboy said:

Who's saying Demond?

Actually, I have heard people say Demond when they were actually talking about a daemon running on a UNIX server. But I guess that's not what you're on about.

This. And anywhere the word "demon" is used

A mate says "Demond Tweeks"

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CB2152 said:

And "defiantly" instead of "definitely".

Used to have a friend who referred to a widely used measurement of speed as "miles per nour" and when we played pool instead of potting a ball he would "plot" it...

I have successfully cured an 11year old of "miles pern hour"

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CB2152 said:

And "defiantly" instead of "definitely".

Used to have a friend who referred to a widely used measurement of speed as "miles per nour" and when we played pool instead of potting a ball he would "plot" it...

I have successfully cured an 11year old of "miles pern hour"

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anonymous said:

[redacted]

That, and "can I have a packet of cheese and onion chris?"

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RizzoTheRat said:

However nobody with Dyscalculia ever tries to claim what percentage of people have it.

Possibly drifting off topic a little, but vegetarians who eat fish! Well you're not a fking vegetarian then are you!

Apparently if you eat fish but not meat you are a Presbyterian

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Genuine classroom incident last week

What does rhe VJ stand for in VJ Day?

Long pause...

"Violent Jews?"

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MocMocaMoc said:

ERMUHGERD

DEMOND TWERKS!

He doesn't say Demond Twerks, but if he did I would be disgusted

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MocMocaMoc said:

ERMUHGERD

DEMOND TWERKS!

He doesn't say Demond Twerks, but if he did I would be disgusted

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Just in case my thread shows any sign of slowing down, may I introduce the current world champion of overused words...

Done.

As in "what I done, was..."

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Working with kids I occasionally get "25% out of a hundred"

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rohrl said:

That's a coincidence.

I changed a wheel for a girl in my office yesterday after she sent an email to the whole company saying "I have a puncher on my car, and I cannot remove the spare tyre from underneath the veh"

Pics?

Not of the tyre

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rohrl said:

That's a coincidence.

I changed a wheel for a girl in my office yesterday after she sent an email to the whole company saying "I have a puncher on my car, and I cannot remove the spare tyre from underneath the veh"

Pics?

Not of the tyre

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rohrl said:

That's a coincidence.

I changed a wheel for a girl in my office yesterday after she sent an email to the whole company saying "I have a puncher on my car, and I cannot remove the spare tyre from underneath the veh"

Pics?

Not of the tyre

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Mercury00 said:

The worst one is the American favourite 'dove' instead of dived, that's a fking bird! One that my mum uses is 'tret' instead of treated.

My brother in law thinks he is "led on his back" when he is asleep

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Mercury00 said:

The worst one is the American favourite 'dove' instead of dived, that's a fking bird! One that my mum uses is 'tret' instead of treated.

My brother in law thinks he is "led on his back" when he is asleep

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Olivera said:

For all intensive purposes this is a useful thread.

Sorry mate, it's "usefull"

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Olivera said:

For all intensive purposes this is a useful thread.

Sorry mate, it's "usefull"

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TwigtheWonderkid said:

Sanwich.

I hate "samwijj" even more!

(The double j is my own addition)

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TwigtheWonderkid said:

Sanwich.

I hate "samwijj" even more!

(The double j is my own addition)