Mumsnet - Are You A Civilised Male

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The AIBU section always delivers!

This time its a complaint over loo seat splashidge and the lack of cleaning up

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonabl...

Just be thankful your not this daft bats husband:

Minesril Wed 02-Jul-14 10:36:18
I find it utterly repulsive and would never live with someone like that. I cannot understand why men feel they need to stand anyway. My husband sits - far, far more civilised.

Most men seem to have some 'manly' idea of marking their territory, I suppose, with a disgusting expectation that someone else will clear it up. A bit like a puppy

The toilet obession continues in another thread:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonabl...

Moan Moan Moan.

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No need to make a mess - but to sit down to pee?.

Civilised is being sat having a poo whilst reading the news (Telegraph) on the(Wifes) iPad.

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Impasse said:

Krupp88 said:

No need to make a mess - but to sit down to pee?.

Unless you're some sort of exhibionist, who will know? You won't suddenly become a girl because you don't piss on the floor or sit down to urinate. Some may tell you otherwise, but how often do you invite them to witness your toilet habits?

Each to thier own, however is it a indication of sophistication if one sits down to tiddle?

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marcgti6 said:

I may have just joined Mumsnet...

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonabl...

Could the following be attributed to your good self:

Oh my God!

I feel so sorry for you OP. I really don't know how you are still living with him. If I were you, I'd leave the fker immediately. He's probably making sweet, sweet and passionate love to your sister anyway. All whilst you're sat on your computer crying over the fact that you have to urinate on top of his urine.

I piss in the sink and st on the toilet seat. Every single time.

Does my OH moan? Doe she balls. The woman has respect. Unlike all you moaning Mumsnet bhes. Even if she did moan, she'd receive a swift back hand to her face and then she'd be given an invitation to leave and never return.

Seriously though OP you should get a shewee and piss in the sink. It's liberating.

As for taking my number 2's on the toilet seat all I will say is 'WOW' - it has changed my life! I don't actually poo outside of my own house now. For some reason, it's not more widely practiced and my OH tells me that other people may not be as accepting as her. Seems weird to me but each to their own I guess.

Saying that, I guess it helps that my OH seems to actively enjoy cleaning my fresh steaming poo from our toilet seat. She's a keeper, that's for sure!

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Hoofy said:

beanbag said:

If you lift the ring up you'll quite often find vile yellow dried up piss along the inside edge of the seat.

Agree with what you say. One point to note: the above is due to people pissing with the seat down... namely women. I find it utterly repulsive and would never live with someone like that. I cannot understand why women feel they need to sit anyway.

I think there is a myth of high female hygine standards. The ladies in my Department are frequently complaining about the poor state of the womens toilets, although there does not appear to be a female equivalent of the chap who sits in the toliet eating crisps.

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Council Baby said:

There is, but chocolate flakes dropping just melt and look like st, so they assume they're crapping everywhere rather than eating on the toilet.

The next time Cadburys do a advert for the Flake they should have it being eaten in its correct setting - on the bog whilst trying to squeeze one out, none of that indulging in the crumbly snack whist reclining on the sofa.

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toohuge said:

Agreed. My parents run an office cleaning company and the female toilets are always a war zone. Something to do with hovering rather than sitting seems to cause a huge amount of problems.

Chris

Ha ha - 'Hovering'! Being a bloke is so much easier!

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bazza white said:

Remember these

Just like a sponge, a yellow, stinky, sticky, crusty, sponge.