I'm the biggest/best/richest Pistonheader ever...

[Chunkymonkey71]

Lately, Pistonheads seems to have descended into willy waving, bickering and one upmanship which is beginning to destroy the happy cameraderie that this once lovely corner of the Internet once had.

In an attempt to focus this behaviour in one place, thus leaving the rest of the forum to return to the happy place it once was; I put it to you, the willy waving, supercar driving, expensive watch wearing company directors out there to answer the question: 'I am the biggest/best/richest/fastest/(etc) Pistonheader because...'

I'm looking forward to the replies!