Things that don't work as they should

[lord trumpton]

I get a bit irritated by things that don't work properly

Here's a couple currently topping my hitlist

- The red pull tab at the top of packets of biscuits, namely digestives. I'm not sure if I have actually opened a pack properly, its usually about halfway round it
goes wrong and careers downwards allowing about 10 digestives to slip out and smash on the floor

- The flip top on head and shoulders shampoo is useless - after using it a couple of times it just gets covered in shampoo and starts running down the sides

Anyone else get any to add to the list?

[lord trumpton]

Those bathroom tile cleaners - the ones you spray on, leave for 5 mins and then simply rinse off. These are st for 2 reasons

1 - I always forget to come back after 5 mins and rinse off so it just dries with run marks on the tiles

2 - They don't work

[lord trumpton]

phil1979 said:

Those syringes you get with Calpol. Push the plunger gently - no action. Push a little harder - choke-inducing medicine cannon.

Ahh, top tip - run the hot tap and draw up and squirt out the water.

Then use as normal - It cleans off the sticky calpol residue and it works like a dream

[lord trumpton]

Those little cups of coffee milk - the ones that are equivalent to about 5ml

Ive yet to open one without pissing half of it on the table. Theres not enough in a full one anyway. Crap

[lord trumpton]

Penis pumps

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Plastic chicken said:

The pouring action of cartons of fruit juice, which emits the juice in vast glugs so powerful the fruit juice hits the bottom of the glass & 'bounces' back out again.

You need to snip both ends so as the juice pours out, the air can get in. It will then pour out with a lovely laminar flow