PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

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theguvernor

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Monday 13th October 2014
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PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

Welcome to the third annual PH Secret Santa Thread.

2014 follows the successful PH SS threads of the last 2 years, run by TBK & his minions.

This year however TBK is unable to oversee, however he will still be taking part, i've (foolishly) agreed to take on the organisation.

I will copy & paste parts of last years thread opener + rules, although some are very minimally altered.

Basic Format:

• Starting from today, register your interest by send me a PM with your details on (summary of required
details is in the rules below).
• Closing date for entry is 6pm on the 7th November.
• On the 10th/11th of November you will receive an email with your gift recipient's (read target) details.
• Stalking of your target can then commence. Checking through post history, getting to know your target and
learning about them is all part of the fun. Use this info to decide on a perfect gift for them.
• Once purchased, wrap your gift and post to your target. Target spend is £10 plus P&P. (It's entirely up to
you if you want to spend more)
• Drop me an email to let me know it's been dispatched.
• Sit back and wait until Christmas when you can open your gift!

If you need to get a message to your Secret Santa or giftee, drop me a PM.
Every few days I will read out a list of anonymous messages and list who they are for.
This saves people giving away their identity and exposing themselves to their SS.

PH Secret Santa 2014 Rules:

• Secret Santa, add your name to the list and then pop me a PM with your username, real name, address, a
small list of likes/dislikes and whether NSFW things are acceptable (nobody wants to open a box containing
a dildo in front of little Johnny on Xmas morning).
• Anybody with allergies or things, please mention in the email.
• Target spend is £10 + postage. (Spending more is at the senders discretion.)
• There are a few international PH'ers involved. If you don't want to pay that little extra for postage
please say in your email. If you are a kind hearted soul and actually want an international PH'er then
please say this (You never know, one good present and you could have a free holiday home. I know Adenauer
lives by the 'ring...). Any secret Santas without a preference will be used in the case there are not
enough people volunteering to do it.
• Closing date is 6pm Friday 7th November, on the Monday/Tuesday (11th/12th) I will issue everyone an email
with the details of your secret santa. This is a strict cut off date.
• Non-senders will be named and shamed & potentially suffer VBRJ.
• If a person has specifically requested NOT to receive a certain gift (a common example being a dildo),
please do not send them it. As Papa Hotel has quite rightly said IT WOULD BE BAD FORM (repeatedly)...
• Also, if you haven't received a gift let me know. Christmas mail is busy and some of the post to
international PH'ers may take longer.
• All record of addresses will be destroyed after secret santa is completed.
• Photographs of received gifts on here after Christmas.

Reference the closing date, i have back-counted 6 weeks from the Week Commencing 22nd December, (I know this is not Xmas, however it gives a few days in that week to sort any hiccups). I've then gone to the Friday before as the closing date to give me the weekend to sort out all of the emails / details.

There may be occasional updates to the rules above, please keep an eye on them.

In the recent years we've had an extremely high percentage of success, if you are not 100% sure you can participate, then please don't sign up.

If there are any issues, PM me and I'll do my best to sort it out.

We'll create a table in here of those involved, similar to last year.

The spend is set at £10 plus P&P. I know for a fact that most people spent more than that last year (it's easy when you get caught up in the excitement). It's really up to you how much you spend, anymore is at your discretion.

If I've missed anything, i'll update as/when.

There will be times i am unavailable, when this is the case i will notify the thread & get someone else in to help!


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theguvernor

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131 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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=Member= =Email Sent?=
theguvernor Yes


theguvernor

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131 months

Monday 13th October 2014
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theguvernor

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Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Now then, now then, guys & gals....

I don't mean to moan, (even though i am) but it saves email ping pong:

Can you put whether you mind sending abroard - if you don't state either way i will put it as a yes you don't mind sending abroard.

Allergies - if you don't state any i will put 'none' in the spreadsheet, so if you have an allergy please state it.

Is NSFW allowed? - Unless you say no to this it will be a 'yes'. Purely for comedy value.

24 days left to get involved. spinwobblelick

theguvernor

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Tuesday 14th October 2014
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The Beaver King said:
I can sort that with The Guv'ner, I have the list from last year.
I looked at the list & saw who i got last year, dirty bd, i bet my gift was from their personal collection!

theguvernor

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Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Office_monkey you've sent me an email, please update the table. smile

Ta.

theguvernor

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Tuesday 14th October 2014
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shirt said:
in again. will email shortly.

still haven't received my SS from last year mind you :sniff:

theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 not yet
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett not yet
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Not yet
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Not yet
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
OCD kicked in, office monkey had emailed me

theguvernor

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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I've currently got 17 people signed up for this.
(Names only count once i've received the emal & it's on the spreadsheet).

  • 25 days left to sign up*

theguvernor

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Matttracker said:
Me too, email sent. Ta
Matt, no email from you in my inbox or junk folder.

Please send again, also update the table. Ta.

theguvernor

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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[quote=vixen1700]||Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett not yet
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Not Yet


Updated for GOG440

theguvernor

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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Matttracker said:
The Moose said:
Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett yes
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Yes
missdiane Yes
The Moose Yes - can't wait! bounce
matttracker Yes
Matttracker i have no email from you in my Inbox/Spam/Recyle bin, can you send again?

theguvernor

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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No wonder TBK didn't want to organise, it's like hearding cats!

Can everyone try & follow the below format:

If the below format isn't followed, or bits missed i will make assumptions.

For instance, if you don't put whether you mind NSFW i will assume NSFW is fine (for comedic purposes) & you may end up with a rubber fist/pink cock.

If you don't put whether you mind sending abroard or not i will assume that you don't mind.

Likes/dislikes isn't all that important.

pembo said:
-Username
-Real name
-Address
-A small list of likes/dislikes
-NSFW or not
-International or not
-Allergies

theguvernor

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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badgerade said:
Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett yes
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Yes
missdiane Yes
The Moose Yes - can't wait! bounce
matttracker Not Yet
Lazadude Yes
Badgerade Yes
Disappointed 'The Moose' no longer signs off on posts 'Cheers, The Moose'.

theguvernor

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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Dear Wyvern971,

You win this:



For not putting your postal address on the email.

For the record, public humiliation for being stupid will happen, on a regular basis, if needed.

Cheers,

theguvernor

theguvernor

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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cozmcrae said:
Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett yes
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Yes
missdiane Yes
The Moose Yes - can't wait! bounce
matttracker Not Yet
Lazadude Yes
Badgerade Yes
Viperz888 No
Wyvern971 Yes
cozmcrae Yes

theguvernor

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629 posts

131 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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cozmcrae said:
Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett yes
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Not yet
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Yes
missdiane Yes
The Moose Yes - can't wait! bounce
matttracker Not Yet
Lazadude Yes
Badgerade Yes
Viperz888 No
Wyvern971 Yes
cozmcrae Yes

theguvernor

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Friday 17th October 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Username||Email sent?||
theguvernor Yes
CarTimeNow Yes
AxGizmo Yes
FRA53R Yes
Aprisa Yes
Pembo Yes
Planet Claire Yes
TokyoSexWhale not yet
TheBeaverKing not yet
GOG440 Yes
ChemicalChaos yes
Glade yes
Bullett yes
Benni yes
Ki3r Yes
Carreauchompeur Not yet
Office_Monkey Yes
LukeR94 Yes
Tubbytommy Yes
Hugo a Gogo Yes
vixen1700 Yes
morgs_ Yes
drivin_me_nuts Not yet
Jayyylo Yes
eltax91 Yes
troc Yes
shirt Not Yet
littlegreenfairy Yes
missdiane Yes
The Moose Yes - can't wait! bounce
matttracker Not Yet
Lazadude Yes
Badgerade Yes
Viperz888 Yes
Wyvern971 Yes
cozmcrae Yes


mail sent!
Please use the latest quoted table.

Thanks,

theguvernor

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131 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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SHORT UPDATE

The following people are the only people i have emails from, i have been checking my Spam & Inbox folders regularly throughout the day.

If your name is not listed below you will need to re-email me.

The following people have sent emails & i have your details:

theguvernor
cartimenow
axgizmo
FRA53R
Aprisa
Pembo
Planet Claire
Glade
ChemicalChaos
Benni
Ki3r
LukeR94
Jayyylo
morgs_
Office_monkey
Eltax91
Troc
Tubbytommy
Vixen1700
GOG440
Bullett
littlegreenfairy
MissDiane
The Moose
Lazadude
Badgerade
OldSpice (Afanc)
Wyvern971
Cozmcrae
Viperz888
Hugo a Gogo
The Beaver King



theguvernor

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Monday 20th October 2014
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shirt said:
just resent, i have the delivery confirmation from the 1st so maybe the pm system is on the blink.
Cheers shirt, both have come through at the same time.

theguvernor

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Monday 20th October 2014
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morgs_ said:
Bah Humbug! This is the only Christmas thing I'm entering into until the 1st December when I'll become a bonafide Christmas elf. DFS can go shove their f@£king advert up their arse laugh

guvenor, I'm happy to help keep the table in check and save you the job/stress of keeping it correct, if you want me to.
Yes please, that'd be awesome smile