Tell us about your neurosis.

Tell us about your neurosis.

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DickyC

Original Poster:

49,764 posts

198 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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I've never been able to understand how the cereal in my bottom drawer at work is still there and edible when I pull the drawer open in the morning.

Take yesterday, for example. I left the office at two to drive a hundred and ten miles home. My cereal was in the bottom drawer. I am going to spend today and tomorrow doing things all those miles away from an office over which I have no influence whatever. Anything could happen. And yet, when I set off on Monday at five and get there for seven, I know my cereal will be waiting for me in perfect, ready to eat, condition.




Or will it?

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,764 posts

198 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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This isn't going at all well, is it?

I offer these platforms for folk to unburden themselves and inadvertently unleash piss taking on a grand scale.

Never mind.