The Origins of Shagging

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It started in Scotland, something else the world has to thank Scotland for

BIRDS do it, bees do it... and so did an early ancestor of humans that lived in Scotland 385 million years ago

Scientists have traced the history of vertebrate sexual intercourse to an ancient armoured fish named Microbrachius dicki.

Microbrachius means "little arms" and refers to the genital limbs that locked male and female fish together when mating. And dicki, well...

The three inch long placoderm - a primitive armoured fish - frolicked in Scottish lakes millions of years before fins evolved into legs.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/524728/Extinc...

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That explains why you've no kids

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bigandclever said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

It started in Scotland, something else the world has to thank Scotland for

Don't want to wee on your haggis but, thanks to tectonic shift, Scotland 385 million years ago wasn't anywhere near Scotland

You mean it wasn't where it is now, I am not where I was four weeks ago but I am still me.

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glazbagun said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I didn't think fish had intercourse, even today. Don't they go in for external fertilisation. Female lays eggs and male swims over them and releases sperm.

If it's the article I read a while ago they reckon it didn't work very well and died out as external fertilisation just worked better.

Sharks use internal fertilisation, they have lasted a while.

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ATG said:

The Scottish shagging technique died out.

Bloody foreigners coming here introducing their new fangled shagging techniques