Are you middle class? Whats in your emergency go bag?

Are you middle class? Whats in your emergency go bag?

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wolfracesonic

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7,023 posts

128 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Useful items should include.........

Current Boden catalogue
Waitrose clubcard
Hand carved, heirloom quality rocking horse
A case of imported craft beers
A list of alternate delivery addresses for Ocado
Bugaboo pram
Child named either Milo or Allegra for the above
A 16 year supply of well founded fears about paying private school fees for the above


Apologies to MajorFallout;)



wolfracesonic

Original Poster:

7,023 posts

128 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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geeks said:
A Waitrose "Clubcard" me thinks you are just pretending to be Middle Class old bean! It's a "myWaitrose card" sir!
Damn! My working class origins exposed for what they are!

Reminds me of this.... 'Good luck'


Are you one of the Gestapo officers Geeks?