Have I got big hands?

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And if so, what can I do with them?

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That's a sheet of A4 btw.

And I have another one the same size as well.

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Pique said:

2 sheets of A4?

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Kiltie - I'm sure my Mum, Dad and sister will both be offended by that remark

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Sheets Tabuer said:

Back to your hands, can you hold 5 apples in one hand and 4 in the other?

I don't have enough apples to check but how about 2 apples, 1 grapefruit and 3 easy peel oranges?

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Monkeylegend said:

Have you got big ears as well?

Nope, every other body part it in keeping with my 6ft frame. Size 12 feet though but that's not out of the ordinary.

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GG89 said:

Freak.

It can be extremely useful while trick or treating or any other situation when you are invited to 'take a handful'! When the JCB size handful of whatever is offered is scooped up, the look on their face is priceless. Probably wondering why a 35 year old man is trick or treating probably.

The negative side though is that changing a headlight bulb on the passenger side of a Vectra can be difficult.

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toohuge said:

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

toohuge said:

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

Do I need to enter twice due to size restrictions?

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daddy cool said:

Do you struggle with micro-technology, you fat-handed tt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1w9bg3bMM

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So my ideal job is customs during the day, fat lady spanking at night, the odd evening/weekend pianist work and entering arm wrestles and thumb war competitions in my spare time. Maybe a summer job travelling in a circus freak show.

Best get looking then

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According to the hand size chart at Paignton Zoo, they are the same size as a chimpanzee. Not quite big enough to be gorilla size but not much in it.

ooh ooh aah aah

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Lost soul said:

are we distant relatives

Sorry, we are different leagues.

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Is this the new custard test?

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I'm so glad I started this thread.

I'm sure any hand fetish bods will be exhausted by the end of it.

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coyft said:

I can but I think that's mainly because I can dislocate my thumbs!

Pretty much (this is not my laptop, just one I'm working on).

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Me holding a king size Snickers and 1.5 L bottle Coke

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A 12 inch dinner plate: