Witch weigh up
Discussion
Hello.
Recently I had to sit through some terrible historical drama thing in which various events that happen randomly to people were attributed to a witch's curse, due to people being credulous idiots.
It got me thinking, firstly about how boobs look great bursting out of corsets, but then about the random stuff that I'd think was the result of a witch's curse, if I believed in that sort of thing.
Every computer crash ever, for a start. Not least because I don't know of a better reason than witch's curse.
The BMW that developed a new and annoying fault every 3 weeks for a year. Cursed.
That really good thread I did in 2013 on fixing the brake lights on the BMW that got zero replies? Cursed.
Having to watch terrible historical dramas? Definitely the result of annoying a witch.
How about you? Got anything that's basically your fault that you'd rather blame on some woman then burn* her for it?
* Or drown, any of the death-or-death trials really.
Recently I had to sit through some terrible historical drama thing in which various events that happen randomly to people were attributed to a witch's curse, due to people being credulous idiots.
It got me thinking, firstly about how boobs look great bursting out of corsets, but then about the random stuff that I'd think was the result of a witch's curse, if I believed in that sort of thing.
Every computer crash ever, for a start. Not least because I don't know of a better reason than witch's curse.
The BMW that developed a new and annoying fault every 3 weeks for a year. Cursed.
That really good thread I did in 2013 on fixing the brake lights on the BMW that got zero replies? Cursed.
Having to watch terrible historical dramas? Definitely the result of annoying a witch.
How about you? Got anything that's basically your fault that you'd rather blame on some woman then burn* her for it?
* Or drown, any of the death-or-death trials really.
Thanks for the pictures, I'm sure the people surfing the internet will be glad that finally they found the pictures of boobs that had eluded them, rather than a discussion on superstition and the failure to apply logic to everyday events.
I'm cursing all of you right now. Your first born will be a slight disappointment, and so will their first born, and so on until your line becomes barren. Also your wives will become fat and moan that you don't take the bins out* without being reminded about it. Plus all your hire cars will be autos, and you will have a spelling mistake in the crucial post that you think will win an argument, but won't, because of spleeing.
* not a sexual metaphor, unless it is.
I'm cursing all of you right now. Your first born will be a slight disappointment, and so will their first born, and so on until your line becomes barren. Also your wives will become fat and moan that you don't take the bins out* without being reminded about it. Plus all your hire cars will be autos, and you will have a spelling mistake in the crucial post that you think will win an argument, but won't, because of spleeing.
* not a sexual metaphor, unless it is.
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