Barber shop etiquette

Barber shop etiquette

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Sargeant Orange

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Friday 27th February 2015
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So there I was having the mop chopped today and a bit of argy bargy breaks out amongst the local roid heads. Wanted to get the PH consensus.

Roid head 1 comes in, sits down in the waiting area for 2 minutes then goes to take a phone call outside. Roid head 2 comes in 30 seconds later and plonks himself in the waiting area, having not seen roid head 1. Roid head 1 comes back in 3 minutes later & sits back down.

Barber asks who's next and they both get up at which point muscles are flexed, veins are popped, & all hell breaks loose.

So who was next?