How to save using toilet paper

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Install one of these.
It was in a hotel I stayed in recently and it took me a couple of days to get the courage to try it, I used the posterior wash and dry functions, I didn't even think about using the enema one

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After a hot day doing touristy stuff it certainly sorted out my tacky hoop

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loafer123 said:

Thankfully my firewall is blocking the pics, but I guess it is a Toyo digital loo.

Having experienced them quite a bit in Japan and more recently in the Shangri-la hotel in the Shard, I am a fan.

It is an American Standard control unit in the pic, but probably very similar to the Toyo, having used it I too thought it good.

Kiltie - No, no hoop pics, but rest assured it was pristine.

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P-Jay said:

"Enema" - nope, and if I'm going to put that amount of time into spiffing up the old rusty sheriff badge, I'd use the shower - which is usually located mere footsteps away and does things over and above bumholes and lady bits.

Enema I agree, NO!

But the wash and dry function is great, and as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.

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Kiltie said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

Kiltie - No, no hoop pics, but rest assured it was pristine.

As in; "you could eat your dinner off it"?

That's prolly cost you about 3,000 Baht.

I was going to use that expression but decided against it

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Kiltie said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

... as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.

Because oxters need doing too.

You must get up quite a sweat taking a dump, have you considered stool softener